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My friends call me the Human Karaoke machine because I know the words to like EVERY song. Ok, not every song but a lot of them. Ironically though, you'll never catch me actually DOING karaoke (although I DO have a friend who used to work in a karaoke bar - does that count?). I can recite every line from the movie Grease (including the songs), I love corny jokes, I try to surround myself with POSITIVE people, and I hate reality TV.
My friends also call me the Social Butterfly of Charlotte, I own a social club ( GoSocialClub.com ) so I'm always out on the town, meeting new people. I've been here for most of my life so I've probably been to every bar, restaurant, rave, club, house party, movie theatre, grocery store, auto parts store...well you get the idea. If you come across some cool place, drop me a note and tell me about it...especially if they have some cool, live music.
Jokes of the Day:
Q: What is the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A: A hooker can wash her crack and resell it!
Q: How are women like Kentucky Fried Chicken?
A: Once you get finished with the breasts and the thighs all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Favorite Quotes:
Desire is the key to motivation, but it's the determination and commitment to an unrelenting pursuit of your goal—a commitment to excellence—that will enable you to attain the success you seek.
Mario Andretti
I define comfort as self-acceptance. When we finally learn that self-care begins and ends with ourselves, we no longer demand sustenance and happiness from others.
Jennifer Louden, best-selling author, life coach and social commentator
Have patience with all things but first with yourself. Never confuse your mistakes with your value as a human being. You're a perfectly valuable, creative, worthwhile person simply because you exist. And no amount of triumphs or tribulations can ever change that. Unconditional self acceptance is the core of a peaceful mind.
St. Francis de Sales
Constant effort and frequent mistakes are the stepping stones to genius.
Elbert Hubbard