They Say Shannon™

About me:
"My name is Shannon;; The butterflies in my stomach are lifeless, My heart is a corpse, & I always seem to reach for the stars that die in my hands.
I'm probably all wrong for you... But you should get to know me anyways."
I'm in love with the ordinary, I'm only as happy as everyone else seems to think I am, and I want out of the world you love.
Glow in the dark stars are a priority in my life.
I'm something of a dying breed. It's sad and reasurring at the same time.
I've never cared what other people think, about me, or anything else for that matter. However, I have no problem expressing my thoughts in almost any situation.
Irony is the essence of my everything.
I think a lot, so if you think a lot too - share your thoughts with me. I have high self esteem and don't mind showing it. I'm going somewhere in life and you'll remember my name one day.
I'm similar to a chameleon. I feed off of other people's energy. If you have nothing to say then neither do I. If you're goofy then I have no problem reciprocating the display. One thing I am a lot of though is definitely flirty.
I like intelligence. If you're stupid, don't talk to me. I use your likes as jokes and humor.
I'm a human oxymoron and I over punctuate - call it poetic license, I guess. I bleed love and vomit honesty which results in basically a lethal combination.
I'm something of the sort where you'll either love me or hate me. There usually isn't too many in betweens.
I collect things like stickers, buttons, and perfume bottles. I love things that are banana flavored.
I own a star.
I really like qtips.
I think that peacock feathers are the most beautiful of all the animal patterns.
I'm something that can be explained but not understood. It's who I am. I've created myself and I'm happy with the product. I'm looking for people who know how to have a good time, but because of their peronalities. I'm looking for new friends and new things. So if you think you're interested in hanging out with me, let me know.
I love having conversations so message me, but make sure you say something interesting or it's most likely I won't respond. If I do, then it will be an incredibely mundane conversation unless you're fun.