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Shawn

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone and everyone. Just add me to get to know me: [email protected] don't bite, I promise.

My Blog

The hardest decision.

Don't you just HATE it when you're let's say, a guy, and you're currently liking TWO girls, and you can't decide which one to choose?  That's exactly what I'm feeling.  Let's say I like girl...
Posted by Shawn on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 07:51:00 PST

This sucks...

...this really, really fuckin' sucks.   Have you ever had one of those days where you just CAN'T get to sleep?  I'm having one of those days, and it's really gay.  It's not because I sl...
Posted by Shawn on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 11:22:00 PST

A little quiz

my name: Who is the love of my life: Where did we meet: Take a stab at my middle name: How long have you known me: When is the last time that we saw each other: Do I smoke: Do I drink: Do I curse: Do ...
Posted by Shawn on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 11:55:00 PST

Alright

So I finally found out what made me very happy; it was playing bass.  I played it most of yesterday, and for a bit this afternoon.  I was finally happy.  Like if being single didn't bot...
Posted by Shawn on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 03:50:00 PST

IMPORTANT! Read.

Alright, someone has to do something. People are posting bulletins like CRAZY about this "Godofthenoose" shit virus thing that's going around. Whoever keeps deleting them can lick my smelly scrotum af...
Posted by Shawn on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 08:06:00 PST

Quiz for girls--NO HOMOSEXUAL GUYS. No guys, period.

Body: y = Yes, hy= Hell Yes, n = No, m = MaybeWould you? Will you?[_] give me your number? (_ _ _) _ _ _- _ _ _ _[_] give me your screenname? ______________[_] kiss me?[_] let me kiss you?[_] watch a ...
Posted by Shawn on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 01:49:00 PST

A sad, but true story.

This teenager lived alone with his father, and the two of them had a very special relationship. The boy was on the football team. Even though the son was always on the bench, his father was always in ...
Posted by Shawn on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 05:47:00 PST

Grey Cup

it was good   but we lost   FUCKING ESKIMOS CAN FUCKING DIE AND ROT IN THEIR FUCKING ESKIMO HOME I CANT EVEN REMEMBER WHAT IT'S CALLED.  FUCKING IGLOO HUMPERS.   okay, im dont vent...
Posted by Shawn on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 07:45:00 PST

Yo gurlies

Y'all want a job?  If so, apply here.   BASICS:Name:Age:Location:Height:Hair (color and style):Eyes:Piercings/tattoos:OTHER:1. Where would we go on dates?2. Who are three (or more) of your f...
Posted by Shawn on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 05:57:00 PST

blogness

reports card came today. woo.  i passed everything.  gosh, such a nerd I am.   life sucks.  it really, really fuckin' sucks.  especially when you like someone, but they don't ...
Posted by Shawn on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 03:15:00 PST