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About Me

I am a person with several clever alias'. Some know me as Maxwell, some know me as "John" and fewer know me as some mystical reading wetherspoons cooking legend called "Jonny". Even fewer know of me as the mysterious online gamer Pandarus, a ressurected Trojan archer sworn to reap havoc and chaos amongst the Archean ranks,however finds himself in a magical dimension unparrelelled to what anyone had previously thought possible. Interestingly three seem to stick.For some reason one hasn't quite caught on yet. I am now officially a university drop out, which is something i am neither proud or dissapointed about. I am fond of sports, which currentyl have stopped in my life and now hopefully i can reassert myself in. I enjoy the unlimited pleasures of a good book and the infinite joys of companionship. I am devoutly fallible and believe this gives me some form of divine nobility. My job however is somewhat ignoble at best. I am a Wetherspoons employee, something i love and detest. The people i work with are to be loved and treasured forever more, and a few of my lucky coworkers have the much desired positions of housemates with me next year.I think i should mention somewhere in here that i sometimes use sarcasm, but i guess i dont really need to now, as i have already done it...hmm....i enjoy the neverending arts of chess and the everpresent never-ceasing distortions alcohol can produce on the mind, all the fatal misconceptions and misunderstandings, and the beloved truths and bonding that can create true freidnships. I like to talk a lot, and i am fair at listening. I like music, which is something im sure ive never heard anyone use on myspace as a discription. yes. i especially like......hmm....actually i like the best of everything. Rap, R&B, Emo, Rock, Punk, Indie(from what i understand it to mean), Metal, Industrial, 60's, 70's, classical to a degree, progressive(what does that mean? because no one would admit to like regressive music?) and i cant think of anyother music right now. I live in reading at the moment, although i also have abodes i can visit in stoke and wrexham. I used to live in essex and i shall return there as often as possible during uni term endings thingies. Er. I also love south park and its flagrant, somewhat harsh portrayals of the political inequities and misunderstandings of societies in general. I am often thouroughly miserable in a happy way. As in i have a habit of wishing bad things to happen to people i dont like or do like to be ironic if you follow my meaning. Im going to shut up now and let my words that are such pearls of wisdom be churned over. ps. jacob i wish much misfortune upon you now and forever.marvelous.

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My Interests

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Extreme
Level 7 (Violent) Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) High
Take the Dante's Inferno Test /b

I'd like to meet:

My alter ego. Solon the wise. Darius the Great,( he cheated to become the Persian emporor tsk). My work friends of old and of new. My billericay homies. My grasshopper. My cats (these ones are actually animals), mes parents. Ma soeur. etc.

Music:

diverse tastes

Movies:

pulp fiction, sin city, i dunno, lots of things, dont put me in the spotlight like this, i might blush.

Television:

diverse tastes

Books:

The Ilyiad, The Odyssey, Songs of innocence and experience, Songs on bronze, Animal farm, 1984 The Histories The Republic The Aeneid The 1984, Brave new world, erm, sun tzu. oh i dont care, i read a lot so you can get the picture, boring things that you may have read or not

Heroes:

Patroclus Achilles Hector except in the silly incorrect film troy, there arent any heroes in that at all, i found it infuriating and innacurate erm lol "Rosencrandz" It matters not as the age of the heroes has passed, and now the only heroes are pathetic celebrities who would balk at going out in the rain so would they fight to the death for honour? Drinkaware.com

My Blog

Australasia

Some of my new friends seem to think i am a native of Australia. Can you see it? They think i have the accent.
Posted by john on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 07:31:00 PST

Guess that closet song!

If you are reading this, can you tell me what song it is, i think it would be funny if you could.Almost insulting to you, as ive never found anyone whoi confesses to liking it. I used to sing it a lot...
Posted by john on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 05:03:00 PST

Blog?

i am infinitrely curious as to the results of all this recent tension. It will be most intriguing as to whether or not anything comes of all this anti team fit verses team fit situation. Im not sure i...
Posted by john on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 03:27:00 PST