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Alive On Arrival

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About Me

hi.
See more Nick Swardson videos at Funny or Die

My Interests

things in general

I'd like to meet:

one girl

Music:

jadakiss & lamb of god

Movies:

beetlejuice
no country for old men
in the mouth of madness
hostel
robin williams live on broadway

Television:

its always sunny in philadelphia
lucky louie

Books:

newspaper

Heroes:

(insert your name here)

My Blog

what else would u expect from me?

enough with the marilyn monroe quotes. i get it, ur selfish impatient and a little insecure. ur also not original.
Posted by Alive On Arrival on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 10:01:00 PST

i call shotty

i will fuck with your stereo.
Posted by Alive On Arrival on Mon, 12 May 2008 12:19:00 PST

ill cook ya, whats shakin suga?

ever get into ur myspace n see the new comment alert and get kinda excited about it. but then when u see who commented u or what it says u get all bummed out. i cant be the only one.
Posted by Alive On Arrival on Sat, 10 May 2008 06:44:00 PST

i love you

i realized that white trash are unaware that theyre white trash. bein white trash is like having something stuck in ur teeth. u have to have point it out to them.
Posted by Alive On Arrival on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 08:01:00 PST

he said it. not me.

ive met a lot of stupid people.....im pretty stupid myself.....but this guys a fuckin idiot.
Posted by Alive On Arrival on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 02:09:00 PST

of course

i will see a better day.
Posted by Alive On Arrival on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 08:36:00 PST

i kept it

i like to watch how people walk and then walk how they walk behind them. i like lame people who are just the shit on the internet. like to see old people smoke. i like when people look to the right wh...
Posted by Alive On Arrival on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 07:06:00 PST

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i want a t-shirt that says "dont ask me for shit"
Posted by Alive On Arrival on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 02:34:00 PST

love, nick

if youre over 18 and you still think insane clown posse is cool, youre a dumbass and also white trash. true story.
Posted by Alive On Arrival on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 12:30:00 PST

i laughed

urban dictionary Bible: An ancient novel full of murder, corruption, homosexuality, bestiality, incest and cruelty. It is often read to children on Sunday.   God: A guy who talked to some Jewish ...
Posted by Alive On Arrival on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 02:50:00 PST