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Myspace BackgroundsOK so here's how it is... my name is Megan... I'm 21 but I'm about to turn 22... I'm dating this amazing guy named Ryan... we have been going out for like 4 1/2 months... i live right outside Milford... i have the greatest friends in the world and if you aren't one of them then you fucking suck... my best friends are Brittany (who has been neglecting her yang), Cody (sparkles my gay husband), Ashley (date rape who is the absolute shit), Loretta (who is my mountain dew bitch), Lauren (my lesbian lover... lol), Jeff (my white boy friend), Dale (my white black friend) Dougie (my favorite cancer patient), Dom (the friend that rings the doorbell 5 times before entering my house)& Benny (my super Asian man). if i forgot you I'm sorry let me know and I'll put something in here about you. But yeah those are my BITCHES... so me and Ryan are thinking about moving soon but we aren't sure where and when yet... we are thinking FRANCE... ooh la la... um I guess that's about it... any questions?

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i want my yin back... i miss you "megan close your eyes and imagine penguines expolding in the air... its like sigfreed and roy... but in a twisted way... shes juicy..."OMG SO I AM DOING THIS QUIZ ON FACEBOOK AND THIS IS THE FUNNIEST QUESTION ON THEREOld_lady002_directory What kind of old person will you be?Just a bit of humor. Please don't take it seriously lol Start the Quiz! 1 If you got an all expenses paid vacation, where would you go? *Amsterdam *Anywhere they'll pamper me. *Anywhere they wanna send me. *The humane society. *Somewhere without kids! Damn whipper snappers... *Oh ho ho I bet that Centaur of Flaubberglaughen just can't wait for me to leave the house so he can track me down and feed me purple pistacios.2 You're son and his wife are going on vacation and want you to watch the grandkids. What do you say? *"Sure. Just don't expect me to stay awake or watch them." *My grandkids are in their 40's they don't need babysitters. *"Oh of course! They can help me clean the litter boxes and i can show them the 94 picture albums of my kitties!" *"Of course I will! *cough* Just tell em to bring the green." *"We agreed visits on holidays only! Damn kids..." *"I have grandkids? When did that happen? Wait... back up... I have kids?"3It's Friday night, what are you most likely to do? *Sitting on my front porch smoking with the youngins of the neighborhood. *Sitting at home reading a book. Or watching tv. Whatever the hell I feel like doin' *Working on that nuclear bunker I'm building out back... when the end comes, I'll be ready! *Waiting for my ungreatful daughter and her stupid husband to make my dinner and rub my feet! Come on get to it! *Cleaning my yard. Damn kids leavin their toys everywhere! *I don't have time to do anything! I need to feed the cats!4It's Christmas! The kids and grandkids are coming over to celebrate! What are you most likely doing? *Sitting in my rocking chair. Probably asleep while I'm supposed to be watching the grandkids. *My kids are my cats. I've bought presents for each of them and wrapped them with beautiful little bows! *Christmas?! Oh my god! I didn't prepare for this! I need to set up mouse traps so that moose with the top hat doesn't try to steal my shampoo! ... he already got the conditioner... *Sitting in my rocking chair cleaning my rifle. I don't shop for Christmas dinner. I shoot it. *Sneaking into the garage with the teenagers. One of them's gotta have weed... I hope. *Wondering where the hell my dinner and presents are!i thought number 4 was fucking halarious

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i am japanese

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mnvs6zxzcq4
Posted by on Fri, 31 Jul 2009 19:38:00 GMT

dresses

i need help with dresses pick some out and email them to me... [email protected]://www.weddingchannel.com/wedding-f ashion/wedding-dress/bridesmaid-dress.html?p:110005
Posted by on Sun, 16 Nov 2008 20:38:00 GMT

LIFE AS IT WAS

i want my life to go back to normal... i miss the way it used to be... i feel as if i am surrounded by a group of people, but yet i still feel so alone... i try really hard for things to go back to no...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 03:10:00 GMT

PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON JACKIE PAPER 3/3 TRIPHAZER

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0SwJOtG8MI part 3 bitches
Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 07:51:00 GMT

PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON JACKIE PAPER 2/3 TRIPHAZER

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XD87GRrcShE puff the magic dragon part 2
Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 07:50:00 GMT

PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON JACKIE PAPER 1/3 TRIPHAZER

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIF5S0erL0k holy shit its puff the magic dragon
Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 07:49:00 GMT

name in dictionary

megan --[noun]: A level headed person who always makes the wrong decision'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com
Posted by on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 08:38:00 GMT

do you ever get this feeling

do you ever get this feeling, when you are so upset that you just dont want to do anything, like if your in the shower you just feel like curling up into a ball on the floor and just crying... i was i...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 14:23:00 GMT

do you ever get this feeling

do you ever get this feeling, when you are so upset that you just dont want to do anything, like if your in the shower you just feel like curling up into a ball on the floor and just crying... i was i...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 14:23:00 GMT

do you ever get this feeling

do you ever get this feeling, when you are so upset that you just dont want to do anything, like if your in the shower you just feel like curling up into a ball on the floor and just crying... i was i...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 14:23:00 GMT