i want my yin back... i miss you "megan close your eyes and imagine penguines expolding in the air... its like sigfreed and roy... but in a twisted way... shes juicy..."OMG SO I AM DOING THIS QUIZ ON FACEBOOK AND THIS IS THE FUNNIEST QUESTION ON THEREOld_lady002_directory What kind of old person will you be?Just a bit of humor. Please don't take it seriously lol Start the Quiz! 1 If you got an all expenses paid vacation, where would you go? *Amsterdam *Anywhere they'll pamper me. *Anywhere they wanna send me. *The humane society. *Somewhere without kids! Damn whipper snappers... *Oh ho ho I bet that Centaur of Flaubberglaughen just can't wait for me to leave the house so he can track me down and feed me purple pistacios.2 You're son and his wife are going on vacation and want you to watch the grandkids. What do you say? *"Sure. Just don't expect me to stay awake or watch them." *My grandkids are in their 40's they don't need babysitters. *"Oh of course! They can help me clean the litter boxes and i can show them the 94 picture albums of my kitties!" *"Of course I will! *cough* Just tell em to bring the green." *"We agreed visits on holidays only! Damn kids..." *"I have grandkids? When did that happen? Wait... back up... I have kids?"3It's Friday night, what are you most likely to do? *Sitting on my front porch smoking with the youngins of the neighborhood. *Sitting at home reading a book. Or watching tv. Whatever the hell I feel like doin' *Working on that nuclear bunker I'm building out back... when the end comes, I'll be ready! *Waiting for my ungreatful daughter and her stupid husband to make my dinner and rub my feet! Come on get to it! *Cleaning my yard. Damn kids leavin their toys everywhere! *I don't have time to do anything! I need to feed the cats!4It's Christmas! The kids and grandkids are coming over to celebrate! What are you most likely doing? *Sitting in my rocking chair. Probably asleep while I'm supposed to be watching the grandkids. *My kids are my cats. I've bought presents for each of them and wrapped them with beautiful little bows! *Christmas?! Oh my god! I didn't prepare for this! I need to set up mouse traps so that moose with the top hat doesn't try to steal my shampoo! ... he already got the conditioner... *Sitting in my rocking chair cleaning my rifle. I don't shop for Christmas dinner. I shoot it. *Sneaking into the garage with the teenagers. One of them's gotta have weed... I hope. *Wondering where the hell my dinner and presents are!i thought number 4 was fucking halarious