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About Me

MyGen Profile Generator Whoa, where do i begin? Lets just say im a guy who doesnt know where im going but is enjoying every second of the journey. Most of the time.

My Interests

I have an interest in almost everything.

I'd like to meet:

Chuck Palahniuk (again), David Cronenberg, Sexy people who love to get fucked up

Music:

Nine Inch Nails, Chevelle, Coldplay, Radiohead, incubus, STP, and so many more i cant think of them all

Movies:

I hate gay action movies. Any movie with substance, wit, and a good story i enjoy. Ex. Fear and Loathing, The Life Aquatic, Goodfellas, The Matrix, Fight Club, Anything by David Cronenberg or the Coen Bros.

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Television:

I loathe television. Except cartoons. And Lost. And Heroes.

Books:

Palahniuk, Sedaris, David Foster Wallace(although he is a little long winded. A 1,100pg book? Come on![although i did finish it]), Hunter Thompson for christ sakes!, William Christopher Baer, Craig Clevenger, William Burroughs, Hubert Selby Junior, Irvin Welsh, and who could forget Brett Easton Ellis

Heroes:

What defines a hero? Doing fantastic deeds to save the day? Or simply touching a persons life in a profound way? Either way, i would have to say He-Man.

My Blog

Its so true

I just thought I would come here and make everyone formally aware that I am the father of Anna Nicole's baby. Its totally true. Just listen to my story. It happened one Saturday night when I was bored...
Posted by brian on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 05:04:00 PST

Un-Fucking-Believable

So today I was sitting in my bed, watching some TV when I hear a loud crash. Now, I'm trying to take a nap so I figure its not worthy of me getting out of my nice, warm bed to investigate. Holy shit, ...
Posted by brian on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 11:14:00 PST

Revenge of the Mooninites

As you guys have probably heard, yesterday the "great" city of Boston was shut down due to "mysterious electronic devices" planted around the city. What they turned out to be were, in fact, Lite-Brigh...
Posted by brian on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 11:05:00 PST

Another long lost blog

"spring" break Since others posted their spring break adventures I figure I'll jump on the bandwagon. Most of it was spent working, sleeping, and almost geting fired(again), but one day stic...
Posted by brian on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 05:54:00 PST

Pretty girls need pretty friends

I wrote this March 31, 2005 and I feel it is still relevant today.------------------------------------------------------ -------------Fat, white, wanna be puerto rican sluts suck. So last night around ...
Posted by brian on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 07:21:00 PST