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Kolgate, The Lightly Toasted Cracker..

About Me

CLEVELAND STAND UP!!
I can do dat!



ANYWHO...
Cleveland stand up!!.. Welcome to my profile, fuck around and I'll cut you. AND NOW WITH PLEASURE I INTRODUCE TO YOU THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN IN YOUR WORLD SINCE VASOLINE AND PORN..
Ladies and Gentlemen. What it Do? I'd like to introduce MYSELF. I am the Right and Honerable, Your Royal Majesty. Lord Kenny Kolgate, of that Cleveland, Ohio. Representin' that C-Town shit to the fullest extent of the law. You have the right to remain beautiful, anything you say or do, I promise you, will be held against you, in the court of my room. Lets Get Ready to Rummmmmmmble! First round Knock-out. Pimp squad click. Fo shizzle.. Okay. Enough. Seriously, my name is Kenny, Ken, Kolgate, Whatever. Im 19 years old, and currently Im the hottest rapper Cleveland has ever seen. I like to listen to music, write lyrics and, poetry. I try to hang with my friends as much as possible, but work makes it hard. I love doritos and pepsi, I sleep-usually with 3 pillows- the usual cliche' stuff I guess. I have an absolutely beautiful roommate/ sex partner... I mean, girlfriend,... Yeah.. Her name is Angelica, I guess I love her very much. Shes gonna get sooo pissed when she sees that I put 'Roommate' and 'Guess'... Ha. She loves me tho. I dont know what she sees in me, but apparently its somthing.
BE SURE TO CHECK OUT MY RAP GROUP... THE MIDWEST MENACES!!! Cleveland Money.
Just Mother Fuckin Do It..
Add this band
they're soo white.
Click that grill
to check their shit.
Hit it
To befriend dem' hoez
Im the KING cause I said it, and I mean that shit...
PROMOTE MY GROUP THE 'MIDWEST MENACES'
& Get a free T-Shirt.
All you have to do is spread the word about how great we are!
Tell all of your friends to buy our album when its complete.
& send $10.00 cash to the address listed below.
It really works, try it now.

"Kolgate is the new face of Cleveland." -Gangsta' Magazine.
Im so ready to make an entrance, Wheres the door?
SOLO ALBUM COMNG SOON!
KOLGATE. THE LIGHTLY TOASTED CRACKER. img src="http://widget-b3.slide.com/p2/360287970192507827/ms_t01 6_v000_a000_f00/images/xslide2.gif" border="0"

My Interests

Well.. I love writing songs. It just feels right. I also like writing poems and the occasional non-freestyle rap. I have also been known to write a random script for a movie or skit I may be planning on filming one day. Which coincidentaly I also am very fond of. Editing is a blast.I love sleeping. Watching Family Guy. I think thats the best show ever.. I like to listen to music. HIM is my all time favorite band, Chamillionaire is my favortie rapper. Great stuff right there. Huge fan. I also ocassionally enjoy skateboarding. I also really like hanging out with my friends and my girlfriend, cause without those people, I would be nothing more than a body in the ground. Thanks.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet myself in 15 years, So I Could borrow a couple bucks.

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For booking info or anything else contact:
Kenny Kolgate
(216)883-3821

Or Write/Contribute to:
Kolgate Inc.
Midwest Menaces
7018 Oakwood Rd.
Parma Hts. Ohio,
44130

All proceeds attained herein are used solely for production and advertising costs. No monies collected are going towards drugs or rims.
Holla at'cha boy.

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kolgate
Birthday: Flag Day of '87'
Birthplace: The Land, Ohio
Current Location: The Land, Ohio
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5' 5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Mixed Breed.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Purple HIM Adios
Your Weakness: Not sure.
Your Fears: Death. Failure
Your Perfect Pizza: Bacon and cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Make some hits.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: dont use it.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Noooo.
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyelashes.
Your Bedtime: Whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: My Dad. RIP.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: Depends.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Yuck.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Yuck.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Yuck.
Do you Smoke: No.
Do you Swear: Fuck.
Do you Sing: I rap.
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes.
Do you want to go to College: Not again.
Do you want to get Married: Someday.
Do you belive in yourself: I have to, no one else will.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Sometimes.
Do you think you are Attractive: I dunno.
Are you a Health Freak: No.
Do you get along with your Parents: No.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes.
Do you play an Instrument: I dabble.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No.
In the past month have you Smoked: No.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No. :(
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In the shower.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No.
Ever been Drunk: Yes.
Ever been called a Tease: Yes.
Ever been Beaten up: No.
Ever Shoplifted: Yes.
How do you want to Die: Fast.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Producer/Rapper
What country would you most like to Visit: Finland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Brown or Black
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Shorter than me
Weight: No more than 160.
Best Clothing Style: none.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Too many so long ago.
Number of CDs I own: Alot.
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 4

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Music:

I listen to Anything and Everything... Heres a few of the songs that Influenced me over the years..

RIP..Camoflauge

Just to list a few!

Look Im a computer generated rapper.

KOLGATE. The number one stunna.

Movies:

300, Good Will Hunting, Waiting, Jarhead, Get Rich or Die Trying, Black Sheep, Family Guy: Stewie Griffin- The Untold Story, Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory, The Crow, Tommy Boy, Austin Powers 1. 2. 3., CKY, CKY2K, CKY3, CKY 4-The latest and the greatest, CKY documentay, Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles 1, 2, and 3, Haggard, 7-teen sips, Almost Heroes, Beverly Hills Ninja, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Shrek 2, Half Baked, Mean Girls, Grind, Out Cold, Tommy Boy, Sin City, Mulan, Van Wilder, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Employee of the Month, Mall Rats, Jay and Silent Bob strike back, Def jams how to be a player, Booty Call, 40 year old virgin, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Just Friends,Grandmas Boy, ATL, Accepted, Talladega Nights-The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, Jackass 1 and 2, The Hills have Eyes, The faculty, The Goonies, The lost Boys, The science of sleep.. Among others

Television:

Family Guy, Ego Trips' The white Rapper Show, Ghost Hunters, American Dad, The War at Home, The Simpsons, Viva la Bam, Bams Unholy Union, Jackass, Will and Grace, The Freash Prince of Bel-Air, Premium Blend, South Park, SNL, The Apollo, Conan O'brien, Jay Leno, Jimmy Kimmel, Mad TV. Other stuff is good to tho.

Books:

I dont know how to read. I went to Cleveland Public Schools. Thank You

Heroes:

What is a hero? Our men and women over seas? Yes. Police officers? Yes. Firemen? Yes. Batman? Yes. Drugs? On bad days, sure. A subway BMT? No! For a real Hero be sure to swing by your neighborhood Mr. Hero and try a Roman Burger today. Two delicious burgers piled high with lettuce, cheese, salami, ham, and bacon, smothered in a thick lather of 'Hellmans' brand mayonaise, served on a delicious Hoagie bun coated in oil and vinagar. A taste that will leave your tastebuds begging for more. Now for a special limited time, Mr. Hero is giving my fans free Roman Burgers, Stop in today, and dont forget to tell 'em Kolgate sent ya.br

My Blog

My thoughts on the Virgina Tech Massacre.

Okay, I've been following this story pretty closley as im sure you all have as well, and well it seems to have really struck a nerve in me. Im not all that sure why. First off I would like to send my ...
Posted by Kolgate" on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 05:44:00 PST

Freestyle Comments..

Okay, so some of you might remember when I did this awhile back, but who cares? The idea is.. Leave me your best freestyle hate/love comment, and I will respond back with my best. I really get into t...
Posted by Kolgate" on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 04:52:00 PST

Me.

Lately I've been struggling inside with the thought of maybe giving up on my dreams of making music. I havnt had as much oppritunity as of late to do much of anything other than work, and spend time w...
Posted by Kolgate" on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 10:40:00 PST

Some of my new poems.

The following poems are a few that I've written in the last month or so, tell me what you think. I dont really know if anyone actually reads this stuff, so comments would be nice. Thanks folks. ------...
Posted by Kolgate" on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 08:50:00 PST

Help me out ppl..

y0, all my ppl out there, MTV2 is sponsoring a site called 'On The Rise'. It's a place for unknown artists (like me) to get known. This is where I could really use your help ppl. Please, Please Please...
Posted by Kolgate" on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 11:57:00 PST

Christmas, Snow, Work, Music and My Fat Ass.

Its coming so fast... I cant wait. Im gonna get some crazy shit ya'll. But, on a more serious note. Life lately has been better for me. Not sure why. Maybe its just slowly getting better, maybe its j...
Posted by Kolgate" on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 03:22:00 PST

Life thus far...

So.. Hot Topic is going great. I quit Toys R us after one night. That shit sucked. Me and Da Jelly got all of our Chrizzmus shopping done already, so yeah. All I gotta do is buy her gifts now. Ummm, y...
Posted by Kolgate" on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 09:26:00 PST

Jobbin' it up.

So Hot Topic was awesome last night. Im looking forward to working there. Its kind of like that really cool job I alays wanted. So im pretty excited. The new HIM cd, uneasy listing vol. 1 is out. I ho...
Posted by Kolgate" on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 05:29:00 PST

Arggh.

So. Im working 2 jobs now. One im really like and one I dont so much. Good Job- Hot Topic.. Bad Job- Toys R Us night stock. Im going to be tired.
Posted by Kolgate" on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 11:00:00 PST

iM s0oO st00pid... lyke omigosh.

Sweetest day... I got a huge box of delicious gummy bears from malleys, and a new wallet and a bicthin ass HIM thermal shirt.And I rule. And I love Jelly.
Posted by Kolgate" on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 07:13:00 PST