Well.. I love writing songs. It just feels right. I also like writing poems and the occasional non-freestyle rap. I have also been known to write a random script for a movie or skit I may be planning on filming one day. Which coincidentaly I also am very fond of. Editing is a blast.I love sleeping. Watching Family Guy. I think thats the best show ever.. I like to listen to music. HIM is my all time favorite band, Chamillionaire is my favortie rapper. Great stuff right there. Huge fan. I also ocassionally enjoy skateboarding. I also really like hanging out with my friends and my girlfriend, cause without those people, I would be nothing more than a body in the ground. Thanks.
I'd like to meet:
I'd like to meet myself in 15 years, So I Could borrow a couple bucks.
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For booking info or anything else contact:
Kenny Kolgate
(216)883-3821
Or Write/Contribute to:
Kolgate Inc.
Midwest Menaces
7018 Oakwood Rd.
Parma Hts. Ohio,
44130
All proceeds attained herein are used solely for production and advertising costs. No monies collected are going towards drugs or rims.
Holla at'cha boy.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kolgate
Birthday: Flag Day of '87'
Birthplace: The Land, Ohio
Current Location: The Land, Ohio
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5' 5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Mixed Breed.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Purple HIM Adios
Your Weakness: Not sure.
Your Fears: Death. Failure
Your Perfect Pizza: Bacon and cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Make some hits.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: dont use it.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Noooo.
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyelashes.
Your Bedtime: Whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: My Dad. RIP.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: Depends.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Yuck.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Yuck.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Yuck.
Do you Smoke: No.
Do you Swear: Fuck.
Do you Sing: I rap.
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes.
Do you want to go to College: Not again.
Do you want to get Married: Someday.
Do you belive in yourself: I have to, no one else will.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Sometimes.
Do you think you are Attractive: I dunno.
Are you a Health Freak: No.
Do you get along with your Parents: No.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes.
Do you play an Instrument: I dabble.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No.
In the past month have you Smoked: No.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No. :(
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In the shower.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No.
Ever been Drunk: Yes.
Ever been called a Tease: Yes.
Ever been Beaten up: No.
Ever Shoplifted: Yes.
How do you want to Die: Fast.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Producer/Rapper
What country would you most like to Visit: Finland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Brown or Black
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Shorter than me
Weight: No more than 160.
Best Clothing Style: none.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Too many so long ago.
Number of CDs I own: Alot.
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 4
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Music:
I listen to Anything and Everything...
Heres a few of the songs that Influenced me over the years..
RIP..Camoflauge
Just to list a few!
Look Im a computer generated rapper.
KOLGATE. The number one stunna.
Movies:
300, Good Will Hunting, Waiting, Jarhead, Get Rich or Die Trying, Black Sheep, Family Guy: Stewie Griffin- The Untold Story, Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory, The Crow, Tommy Boy, Austin Powers 1. 2. 3., CKY, CKY2K, CKY3, CKY 4-The latest and the greatest, CKY documentay, Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles 1, 2, and 3, Haggard, 7-teen sips, Almost Heroes, Beverly Hills Ninja, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Shrek 2, Half Baked, Mean Girls, Grind, Out Cold, Tommy Boy, Sin City, Mulan, Van Wilder, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Employee of the Month, Mall Rats, Jay and Silent Bob strike back, Def jams how to be a player, Booty Call, 40 year old virgin, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Just Friends,Grandmas Boy, ATL, Accepted, Talladega Nights-The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, Jackass 1 and 2, The Hills have Eyes, The faculty, The Goonies, The lost Boys, The science of sleep.. Among others
Television:
Family Guy, Ego Trips' The white Rapper Show, Ghost Hunters, American Dad, The War at Home, The Simpsons, Viva la Bam, Bams Unholy Union, Jackass, Will and Grace, The Freash Prince of Bel-Air, Premium Blend, South Park, SNL, The Apollo, Conan O'brien, Jay Leno, Jimmy Kimmel, Mad TV. Other stuff is good to tho.
Books:
I dont know how to read. I went to Cleveland Public Schools. Thank You
Heroes:
What is a hero? Our men and women over seas? Yes. Police officers? Yes. Firemen? Yes. Batman? Yes. Drugs? On bad days, sure. A subway BMT? No! For a real Hero be sure to swing by your neighborhood Mr. Hero and try a Roman Burger today. Two delicious burgers piled high with lettuce, cheese, salami, ham, and bacon, smothered in a thick lather of 'Hellmans' brand mayonaise, served on a delicious Hoagie bun coated in oil and vinagar. A taste that will leave your tastebuds begging for more. Now for a special limited time, Mr. Hero is giving my fans free Roman Burgers, Stop in today, and dont forget to tell 'em Kolgate sent ya.br