-My name is Andrea. I'm a very complex, simple person.
-I don't require much from this world, just the occasional animal free meal, and for people to stop exploding each other.
-I couldn't spell "ghetto" without looking it up.
-If I ever become president, I am going to change cookies into the U.S. currency.
-I prefer to believe that inside every television there lives a community of versatile, thumb-sized actors trained to portray everything from a thoughtful newscaster to the wife of a millionaire stranded on a desert island. Fickle gnomes control the weather, and an air conditioner is powered by a team of squirrels, whos cheeks are packed with ice cubes.
-I've decided to get breast implants, but instead of using saline I'm going to use squeekie toys.
-I'm currently just trying to complete the absurd and tedious task of getting a college degree... then who knows, traveling for sure.
