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The Money

Cocktails first. Questions later...

About Me


"I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst... And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life... You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... you will someday."

My Interests


I'd like to meet:

She gets naughty with her pilate's body. And thinks it's really funny when her nose goes bloody. Cuz the blows so yummy and it keeps her tummy empty And makes her act more friendly.

If I ever decide to settle down and take the plunge, this is how it's all gonna go down.

Music:

Guns N' Roses, New Found Glory, The Killers, Blink-182, Angels & Airwaves, The Cure, Sublime, Weezer, Smashing Pumpkins, Foo Fighters, The Postal Service, +44, The Starting Line, Elvis Presley, The Beatles, Frank Sinatra, Rancid, The Sounds, TOOL, Rilo Kiley, VHS Or Beta, The Ataris, Journey, Fall Out Boy, Green Day, The Faint, Something Corporate, Gorillaz, The Sex Pistols, Bad Religion, Tenacious D, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Sugarcult, Beastie Boys, Elton John, Le Tigre, Prince, H.I.M., Johnny Cash, Metallica, Jet, At The Drive-In, The Transplants, Boxcar Racer, AFI, The White Stripes

Movies:

I own a lot of movies. It's my passion.
My Movie Collection Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Donnie Darko, Anchor Man, Reservoir Dogs, Dawn Of The Dead (2004), Rocky Balboa, Citizen Kane, St. Elmo's Fire, GoodFellas, Waiting, otnemeM, Scarface, American Psycho, Super Troopers, Wedding Crashers, The Game, Se7en, Batman, Pretty In Pink, Cube, Van Wilder, Hostel, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, The Godfather Trilogy, Kill Bill, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, Carlito's Way, Zoolander, Office Space, The Breakfast Club, From Dusk Till Dawn, This Is Spinal Tap, Halloween, Superman, The Big Lebowski, Yours, Mine And Ours, The Complete Star Wars Saga and Back To The Future Trilogy to name just a few....

Television:

Entourage
24
The Shield
Chappelle's Show
The Sopranos
Family Guy
The Simpsons
South Park
Arrested Development
Scrubs
Nip/Tuck
The Office
Seinfeld
Law & Order: SVU

Heroes:



My Blog

I must have been through about a million girls, I love them and I leave them alone....

- Elvin Bishop, "Fooled Around And Fell In Love"Why? Because I'm a closer, that's why. Things have been really strange as of late. I'm debating how personal this is. Private or not? Fuck it. Today's m...
Posted by The Money on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 08:27:00 PST

Epilouge

I hadn't realized that I had drunkenly typed so much last night. I'm not quite sure why I let it all out. I guess you can only bottle so much inside, before it just pours out of you. Like I've always ...
Posted by The Money on Sat, 26 May 2007 07:22:00 PST

We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold...

- Raoul Duke, "Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas"The Room has been booked. Plans have been finalized. It's fucking on next week. Weird turn of events, before the trip even begins. When did I become the h...
Posted by The Money on Fri, 11 May 2007 09:22:00 PST

"You make me want to be a better man."

- Melvin Udall, "As Good As It Gets"Here's one for everyone to enjoy. So it's a week later. I've done pretty good. I have a set limit and I haven't gone past that. I'm proud of myself. I haven't gone ...
Posted by The Money on Wed, 02 May 2007 05:00:00 PST

She is frequently kind, And she's suddenly cruel...

So here's a public one. I've been drinking since about 2:30 and playing MVP Baseball 2005 on X-Box. All the while listening to my 700+ song Classic Rock playlist on my Ipod. And then Billy Joel came o...
Posted by The Money on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 06:08:00 PST

I'm having trouble trying to sleep, I'm counting sheep but running out....

...As time ticks by And still I try No rest for crosstops in my mind On my own... here we go My eyes feel like they're gonna bleed Dried up and bulging out my skull M...
Posted by The Money on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 04:10:00 PST

Yes, these are bruises from fighting. Yes, I'm comfortable with that. I am enlightened.

Today was a pretty good day. I slept until about 2 and loafed around all day. Did my laundry, call my parents, watched "Crash" again and just rested. My rib is still hurt from The Post-Hooters brawl, ...
Posted by The Money on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 02:56:00 PST

So I step with pep to the park or supermarket it......

I like a girl with caked up makeup. In the sunshine, smoking cigarettes to pass the time. Who wakes up to a bottle of wine. Or the nice dim lights and scratches the blinds. But i ain't quite found on...
Posted by The Money on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 01:04:00 PST

Sick Of All These Words That Will Never Matter

I'm sick of smiling And so is my jaw Can't you see my front is crumbling down? I'm sick of being someone I'm not Please get me out of this slump I'm sick of clapping When I know I can do it better f...
Posted by The Money on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 02:36:00 PST

"Every evening I died, and every evening I was born again, resurrected."

- Narrarator, "Fight Club"So this is where I end up. Typing at 3am, throat sore from alcohol, stomach stuffed with tacos, strained back, sitting upright in the living room listening to Journey. Thanks...
Posted by The Money on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 03:21:00 PST