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Poy

About Me

I've masturbated 3 times in the time you've taken to read this sentence...4 times.

My Interests

Vin Diesel

I'd like to meet:

A female version of myself. Everything from looks and personality will remain the same...yet she will have a fadge.

Music:

The sounds of dripping taps and paper tearing like the gay arse shit they play at missing link to prove they're better than everyone...cause i'm better than everyone.

Movies:

xXx, A Man Apart, Pitch Black, The Chronicles of Riddick, Fast and The Furious No.1 only...the second sucked balls!

Television:

The Mighty Boosh, South Park, Carnivale, Cheeze TV, News Hour with Jim Lehrer...sexy fucking ho!

Books:

Harry Potter 2-5, The Bible (You watch out for this God character...he'll get ya!)

Heroes:

Vin Diesel