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I. R. Bert

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

As a shorty i was always told that if i ain't gonna be part of the greatest, I've gotta be the greatest myself.

My Interests

Business, boxing, pingpong, good drunk stories, motorcycles, people with my birthday or first name, puppies, comfortable beds, jewelry, turtle pie, cooking (awe damn i'm hella good, ask anybody), dope ass bathrooms, guitar, good music, movies that are funny or make you think, people that make you think, disney world, coffee, Norway, people who like me, and rubber gloves.

I'd like to meet:

People and dogs

Music:

Antipop Consortium, at the drive in, radiohead, Handsome boy modeling school, primus, tool, tribe called quest, nick drake, doors, jimi hendrix, band of gypsies, bob dylan, the gza genius, bobby digital, johnny cash, john lee hooker, robert johnson, hella, thursday, squarepusher, kid koala, djshadow, steve miller, jack johnson, a perfect circle, all out war, ben harper, bob marley, devil makes three, van morrison, any bad ass 80's funk, rage against the machine, the mars volta, sublime, pepper, clapton, old red hot chili peppers, Led Zeppelin, CCR, slayer, janis joplin, Sparta, Sage Francis, Deltron 3030, Hypermagic mountain, parlament, and we followed tigers.

Movies:

Australian Weather by Chopper Reid



Weather report by Mark 'Chopper' Reid.

Television:

Adult swim, cops, stand up comedy, sports, and simpsons

Books:

Not a huge book reader, mostly textbooks. What i have read that i can remember; the art of war, the wu-tang manual, of mice and men, 1984, animal farm, curahee, and that's about it. Not very book cultured am I?

Heroes:

My Mamma, Muhammed Ali, Lowell, My boss, any good teacher i've had in college, Bill Gates, Jimi Hendrix, Meredith, anybody that's made something of themselves, anyone with a six-figure salary, and most of all, i am my own hero and i should be yours as well.

My Blog

Vail and Weaver's going away party

Best of luck to both of you again. Awesome night.Sorry to all about the timestamp. I forgot it was on...
Posted by I. R. Bert on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 05:39:00 PST

The official rules of Your Team; as interpreted by Barrett Reese

Many people don't know how to play the official your team game and think they know what they are doing when playing, but people are idiots and don't know how to play Your Team by the rules. Here is my...
Posted by I. R. Bert on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 05:54:00 PST