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Dave

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About Me

Well, let's see...I work in a bar, which is sometimes extremely stressful but mostly a good time. I have what some people call an odd sense of humor - basically I just enjoy amusing myself. Once or twice a week I spend a day with my little buddy in the picture there, and life with a 2 1/2 year old girl is always an adventure. The rest of the time I'm probably drinking a beer and being goofy or sitting on my couch playing Halo 2. Oh, and I love the Browns and the color orange. Wearing orange makes me look like a gay parking cone, but I can get over that.

My Interests

Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy, Adult Swim (you may notice a cartoon theme here). Sundays I love to spend watching football and rooting for the Browns.

My Blog

Chinese Food

Several months ago I was just sitting around on the couch one afternoon, likely playing video games or watching tv.  On this particular day I was very gassy, and my ass was putting on a full scal...
Posted by Dave on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 12:13:00 PST

30 minutes gone!

So I know exactly what you're thinking.  You've just gotten to work and it's way too early to even think about forming rational thought.  Even if you ARE completely awake, it's impossible to...
Posted by Dave on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 10:33:00 PST

Random stuff

I had this conversation on IM with Amanda the other day.  I found it amusing when I read back through it the next morning and hadn't posted anything in a while, so here you go!   Me: somebod...
Posted by Dave on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 10:06:00 PST

I made myself sad...

Did you ever do something and then immediately afterwards feel like you're the dumbest, lowest, most worthless person in the world?  I had that feeling tonight.  First, I went out attem...
Posted by Dave on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 09:05:00 PST

Kock is life affirming

So we were at a bar a couple weeks ago watching football (go figure), and we noticed that one of the players had the last name of Kock. Now, if that were me, I would take full advantage of that. For...
Posted by Dave on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 09:56:00 PST

Just a quick one

I think this exchange pretty accurately describes my work life, and why I think I need out.  It's between me and an un-named door guy (UNDG) this evening. Me: Hey, UNDG, how are you? UNDG: Not b...
Posted by Dave on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 09:49:00 PST

Earth vs. The Spider

Let's be fair...I've watched about 5 minutes of this movie, but I already have two serious questions... 2 stars?  Who got paid to give that review?  Did Leonard Maltin suffer a severe blow ...
Posted by Dave on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 12:29:00 PST

I like farting and I don't date - what's the deal???

Well, I had some great worldly wisdom to grant to the world tonight, but the myspace server was being a bitch, so now I can't remember what the hell it was... ... ... Oh, wait, I remember  now...
Posted by Dave on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 12:04:00 PST

Damn you Wilson Phillips!!!

So here's the quandry I found myself in the other day.  You remember the song "Hold On" by Wilson Phillips?  Sure you do.  It's about hanging in there when things are hard, better thing...
Posted by Dave on Sun, 18 Sep 2005 07:53:00 PST