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Josh

I'M THE JUGGERNAUGHT, BITCH!

About Me

I am an aspiring film student... What more is there to say?
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Your dating personality profile:
Conservative - You take a conservative stance on most issues and aren't shy about saying so. Your political views are an important component of who you are.
Romantic - You know exactly how to melt your date's heart. Romance comes naturally to you and is an important component of any relationship you have.
Funny - You laugh often. People never accuse you of lacking a sense of humor. You don't take yourself too seriously. Your date match profile:
Funny - You consider a good sense of humor a major necessity in a date. If her jokes make you laugh, she has won your heart.
Conservative - Forget liberals, you need a conservative match. Political discussions interest you, and a conservative will offer the viewpoint you need.
Romantic - You need someone with a traditional understanding of romance. A true romantic is a must-have in any potential date.
Your Top Ten Traits
1. Conservative
2. Romantic
3. Funny
4. Traditional
5. Practical
6. Wealthy/Ambitious
7. Adventurous
8. Sensual
9. Outgoing
10. Intellectual
Your Top Ten Match Traits
1. Funny
2. Conservative
3. Romantic
4. Practical
5. Traditional
6. Religious
7. Adventurous
8. Intellectual
9. Outgoing
10. Wealthy/Ambitious

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joshua Michael Langland
Birthday: March 13, 1988
Birthplace: San Francisco
Current Location: Novato
Eye Color: Brown.
Hair Color: Dark brown.
Height: 6'0''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right.
Your Heritage: I'm american! XP
The Shoes You Wore Today: ... Were comfortable. XD
Your Weakness: Women- I tend to do whatever they ask. Haha!
Your Fears: Spiders.
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni and Cheese.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: My goal is to find a girl who is right for me and makes me feel like I can soar above the clouds.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Whatever was troubling me from the night before.
Your Best Physical Feature: I've been told my hands.
Your Bedtime: Late
Your Most Missed Memory: Halloween night, 2005
Pepsi or Coke: Either- I love both.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Single- I prefer the one on one romance.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Either.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Hate coffee.
Do you Smoke: Never.
Do you Swear: Sometimes
Do you Sing: Badly.
Do you Shower Daily: Yes.
Have you Been in Love: Yes.
Do you want to go to College: Yes.
Do you want to get Married: Yes.
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yes.
Do you think you are Attractive: No.
Are you a Health Freak: Not really.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: No.
Do you play an Instrument: No.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Never.
In the past month have you Smoked: Never.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Never.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: If you could call that.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No.
In the past month have you been on Stage: I've walked on a stage, does that count?
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yes.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No.
Ever been Drunk: No.
Ever been called a Tease: No.
Ever been Beaten up: No.
Ever Shoplifted: No.
How do you want to Die: Gloriously...
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Professional Movie Director
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green or Blue.
Favourite Hair Color: Red (dyed dark red or natural red-head) or blonde.
Short or Long Hair: Either
Height: Shorter than me.
Weight: I like everything from skinny to not skinny. XP
Best Clothing Style: They can wear what they want...
Number of Drugs I have taken: None.
Number of CDs I own: Lots
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A lot.
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WHICH T.V. SHOW IS MOST LIKE YOUR LIFE?

Smallville
You have wierd powers and amazing strength! You are a man of steel! No, just joking. The reason why you're like this show is because you always tend to keep to yourself and fear that people will think you're weird if you're yourself. This usually ends up screwing things up with that special someone. Overall, you're a sweet person helping people out all the time.
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My Interests

Movies, comic books, books, music.

I'd like to meet:

I would love to meet Stan Lee, Sam Raimi, Ang Lee, Steven Spielberg, David Fincher, Ridley Scott, Robert Rodriguez, Quentin Tarrantino, Francis Ford Coppola, Alex Proyas, John Woo, James Cameron and many many more great directors.

Music:

Favorite Band: Disturbed

http://www.last.fm/user/LordSimen/

To get an idea of what I listen to, check out my last.fm account.

Movies:

FAVORITE MOVIE: SPIDER-MAN 2

I love all kinds of movies, everything from epic movies like Gladiator to artsy dramas like American History X.

Television:

Angel, Smallville, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Inuyasha, Dragon Ball Z, Nurato, Cowboy Bebop, 24, The Shield, Rome, Supernatural, Bones, Forensic Fies, WWE Monday Night Raw & Friday Night Smackdown, The Drew Carrey Show, Kim Possible, Hercules, Duck Tales, Tailspin, South Park, Battlestar Gallactica, Firefly, Hannity & Colmes, Ultimate Fighter.

Books:

Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The Lost Years of Merlin Ultimate Spider-man, Daredevil, The Ultimates,

Heroes:

Sam Raimi, David Fincher, Steven Spielberg, Alfred Hitchcock, Akira Kurosawa, etc...

My Blog

The Atonement

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Posted by Josh on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 09:16:00 PST

Satan's Icecream Truck

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Posted by Josh on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 05:24:00 PST

Narutard X

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Posted by Josh on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 01:35:00 PST

A QUIZ ABOUT SEX... I lie... It's not really about sex...

  FILL IT OUT, FOOLS! 1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. How have I affected you?5. What do you think of me?6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?7. How long do...
Posted by Josh on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 08:15:00 PST

My current top artists!


Posted by Josh on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 01:16:00 PST

The Challenge

Enjoy everybody!...
Posted by Josh on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 11:47:00 PST

Frayed Ends of Sanity Issues 3, 4 and 5.

Enjoy!...
Posted by Josh on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 12:37:00 PST

Monster: Reedited and Reuploaded

I was just now approved of my director's account and to commemorate this event I have reuploaded my english project Monster, which interestingly enough my longest movie. It has been edited down some s...
Posted by Josh on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 05:35:00 PST

Highlander 2: The Beginning

..>Enjoy!P.S: If I mislabeled any of the music in this movie please tell me via a a message or comment- Whichever you prefer to get my attention....
Posted by Josh on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 01:14:00 PST

The Frayed Ends of Sanity: Issue 2


Posted by Josh on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 10:08:00 PST