Darth Murphy the Lazy piece of Sith

About Me

What Colored Lightsaber Would You Have?
You were destined to have a Red Lightsaber.Red is the color of fire and blood, so it is associated with energy, war, danger, strength, power, and determination as well as passion and desire. You have seen the Strength and Power of the Dark Side of the Force and have you thirst for more of it.
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My mom says I am crazy and hooked on H. suck suck suck suck suck. Just something that I like to put up front. Now thats out of the way, we can really find out about the true me. Well... um.. I'm sort of boring to tell the truth. So for now lets just go with the crazy guy chasing the dragon story.

My Interests

NETPORN!!!!, smurfs, and smurfs doing netporn. SUCKING!!

I'd like to meet:

People who don't want to hit me as soon as they meet me. Just because I'm fat doesn't mean I don't feel. I mean I have tattoos! Thats cool... isn't it? You know, who cares about when I was 6 years old. Living in Germany, flaking the dried lead based paint off the walls... then chewing them up every day. For 4 long years. Oh yeah, and because I ate beef during those 4 long years, I can no longer donate or sell my blood. The whole mad cow thing maybe flowing through me right now. Ooopppss I said to much again. But before I go, let me tell you this. I aarrhhh...... (clenches chest and falls to the ground while a hooded figure in the background slips back into the shadows)

Music:

The kind thata makeya shake your THC420 Big Ass grove thing!

Movies:

Starwars - Empire Strikes Back, The Thing (best sci-fi thriller of all time!)

Television:

Sucking is half the battle... cobra?? wait, I mean TRANSform...no..ah..um..

Books:

The Wheel of Time by Robert Jordan "The wheel weaves as the wheel wills." The Alchemist. Any Starwars book written by Timothy Zahn

Heroes:

Yoda !!! And the guy swimming with sharks on the video to your right.