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Merciless Fail

METAL THRASHING MAD BOYO!!!!!!!

About Me

crazy, dumb, unfunny to the point of funny and thrash maniacs, the shortass half of aphidian the metal band (www.myspace.com/aphidian) here on a side project to giv u thrash to mosh along to and pointless hobley shizzle to laugh at
we love slayer, sepultura and stella artois!!??
We love having a good time so if u recognise us in town or summat, yell summat offensive and we will party with u, this is what the whole projects about, hating emos, being twats and graham failing?

DO YOU HAVE HAIR??
IF SO PLEASE ADD OUR MSNS - [email protected] OR [email protected]

If u dont have hair, but would like to abuse us, then feel free to add our msns as well.

"It's metal as cheese on toast. Fuckin' golden Grahams." - GoaT

P.s We finished recording guitar and bass to 3 songs and thought wed put em up till their finished, try rampant thrasher sex to em

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Member Since: 12/6/2007
Band Members: Andy D'eh And'ehh De'h - guitarist and vocalist
The hairier and shortest of the two, also the blonder. A very strong sense of thrash woteva that means (and not to mention B.O). Loves frightening strangers with whatever is at hand (including a variety of smells, sounds and faces, though his will do for scaring people anyway). Metalhead at heart, hates the fuking whiney screamo metalcore fad at the moment and hopes glen burton and the other fourhorsemen of the deathmetalocalypse will eat the shemale emo "metal" bands

Kieron Kerry Kerrington (boots) - Lead bass vocals
Can down 5 stellas without getting tipsy and so has a threshold larger than his bus pass photo (and thats saying alot). Can smuggle 7 generations of polish immigrants into the country with the amount of excess skin he has from his huba hop floppy flop days. Can shred his bass like a chimpanzee with an anal probation on a unicycle. Loves thrash to the bone and was taught how to read by reciting pantera. WANTS A MEGADAVE!!
Influences: METALL!! THRASH!! not all who wander are without a map.
Amon Amarth
Annihilator
Anthrax
Arch Enemy
Beer.
Black Sabbath
Bonded By Blood
Cannibal Corpse
Carcass
Celtic Frost
Death R.I.P Chuck
Dethklok!?
Devildriver
Dream Theater
Dominici (Kerrys proggy bollocks)
Evile
Exodus
Gojira
Gorgoroth (andeh's black steamy turd metal)
Iron Maiden
Kreator
Led Zeppelin
Machine (fuckingg!!) Head
Manitou (Kerrys fault again)
Megadave / Megadeth
Metallica
Motorhead
Municipal Waste
Nile
Nuclear Assault
Obituary
Pantera
Sanctity
Sepultura
Slayer
Sodom
Symphony X (Seriously Kieronn!!?)
Testament
Trivium (sort of)
Warbringer

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Sounds Like: Thrash.. with the beer, sweat, hair, smells and uglyness (but not so much leather)apart from andehs jacket
Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: None