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I am here for Friends

About Me

I was born in Oak Park but grew up in Park Ridge ... something about me and parks. Played a little bass at a few Chicago nightspots back in my halcyon days, then got my act together and went to college, only to wind up a jock at 95 WIIL ROCK. How did that happen? No, I'm asking *YOU*. If anyone knows, clue me in.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Nubile women with explicit screen names who don't know me but are moving with their equally nubile friends to my area "next week".

My Blog

Bandemonium 2008

Attention Rock Bands!  Bandemonium 2008 is here!  Your band will have the opportunity to play at Augustfest on August 9th at the Lake County Fair Grounds and get to perform in the FUEL ROOM ...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 08:53:00 GMT

Live Chat RETURNS!

The live chat was back up this morning!   (07:40:07) Dwight: My wife and I would like to tour the properties, but she is a bigger woman and needs two seats on the plane in addition to my on...
Posted by on Mon, 12 May 2008 08:13:00 GMT

Victor Chukwukere Scam Bait: Part I

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Posted by on Thu, 08 May 2008 08:00:00 GMT

Somewhere a salesguy is hugging his knees

In my last blog, I battled with a scammy real-estate guy selling ridiculously over-priced vacation property who refused to let me rent a car while I was in town for their free "mini-vacation" because-...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 01:55:00 GMT

Killed a live chat single-handed

You know those infomercials selling land in resort areas?  The ones pitched by an old game-show host or 1970s TV cop?  You know the ones.  I know one of the areas they're selling in and...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:29:00 GMT

A Yuletide Warning

If you want Santa to stop at your house this year, then for goodness' sake, start by getting his name right.  It's Claus, not Santa.  Santa is his title.  Calling him Santa would be lik...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 06:41:00 GMT