How I describe myself:
I'm cynical, tempestuous, misanthropic, and pouty in general. But I'm sincere, and I do my best not to compromise my compulsions in order to ease myself into a mold. But I promise I'm not nearly as insufferable as I portray myself on the internets.
How other's have described me
"You're the most white-washed asian i know!"--JP
"She's very humble"--Angelica
"You're an asshole"--Dawn
"Helena's one of the most brutally honest people we know. She can dish it out, and take it. That's how we've always known her." (or something to that effect)--Lonnie
"You're such a spaz"--Jessica
"I wouldn't mess with her"--Megan
"Helena's definitely got the 'hip' thing going on for her."--Dave
"You're a really sick girl, you know that?"--Erik
"You are so immature!"--Scott
"that Helena, man, she doesn't take guff from anyone!"-The Boggs
"You're the grossest chick I've ever met."--Togah
"Damn, you are lewd"--Johnny Qwest
"Laney pooped on my chest and it only cost me a dollar! Thanks, Ex-Lax!"
--Soup
"You have an amazing ability to mix cute and scary."--Richard
"Jesus, you have issues."--Joe
"You are truly unique."--Denny
"You're really goofy."--Troy
"I'm pretty sure that a part of your heritage is composed of retard."--Eric
"You are the worst vegetarian ever!"--Jesse
"I've eaten with Helena, I've talked about dildos with Helena...you never want to eat with Helena"--Farnosh
"Wait, wait, wait... you play video games? So let me get this straight. You're a cute Asian girl, with a whiplash sense of humor, AND you play video games? Christ, Laney, you're like, every straight guy's wet dream."--Matt
"Laney's badass! She's like a dude. Except sexy."--Dan
"Seriously, what the hell is the matter with you?"--Joshua
More to come as I pay attention to what people say around me.
