Joshy [Piano Man] G

I'd like to meet:

anyone who wants to be friends

If Everyone Cared by: Nickelback

"I can pass this guy."

Bunji Jumping off the Victoria Falls bridge in Africa if you havent figured it out by now IM CRAZY...muahahhahah

You Are Cyclops
Dedicated and responsible, you will always remain loyal to your cause.
You are a commanding leader - after all, you can kill someone just by looking at them.

Power: force beams from your eyes Which of the X-Men Are You?

Photograph by: Nickelback

What Ive Done by: Linkin Park

My Truck 1988 Mazda B2200 Pickup...i love it and yes i rasie alot of hell with it to

Everything

Music:

Simple Plan Trust Company Theory Thousand Foot Krutch Tobymac switchfoot P.O.D Kutless 38th Parallel Angles and Airwaves blink 182 Sum 41 AC/DC Nickelback Linkin park Disciple plus 44 Disturbed The Proclaimers

Movies:

TLOTR The Fellowship of the Ring
TLOTR The Two Towers
TLOTR The Return of the King
pirates of the Caribbean 1,2 &3
Mr and Mrs Smith
Spiderman 1 2 2 3
Batman Begins
Daredevil
V for Vendetta
RENT
The Guardian
Superbad
Waiting
Hot Rod

Television:

Scrubs House Pimp My Ride Trick My truck Monk Horsepower Trucks Extreme 4x4

Books:

Whatever is Required for CollegeThe Bible

Heroes:

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
He who laughs last thinks slowest!
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
You are depriving some poor village of its idiot!
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Where there's a will...I want to be on it.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home.
Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else.
Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck
I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert....
I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
Adults are just kids who owe money.
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
-Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Herblock's Law: If it's good, they will stop making it.
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
It works better if you plug it in.
Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe
YELL if you love peace and quiet.
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian."
"Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all it's students!"
"Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?"
"I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles."
3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't."
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Life is too complicated in the morning.
All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.