Spiderman aka James

• Life Story So Far: I was born. I typed this. I logged off • Current attention span: -24 seconds • Most visited website: www.break.com • Current Sarcasm levels: 94% • Originality rating: 0/10 • Current Bank Account Number: 005982310 • No. Of Porn Stars who have tried to add me: 72 • No. Of Shit bands who have tried to add me: 65,789 • Myspace profile bullshit content: 97% • Current Fav quote: back of the net • Record number of times listened to RJA in a row: 8 • No. of pairs of Bermuda shorts owned in the early 90s: 6 • Most apt lyric: ‘You shoulda just not bothered…’ • Pretentiousness rating: ‘Concert Pianist’ • Current Fav personality type in others: Funny • Stupid Bulletins received: 9,999,999,999,999 • Best reason for adding me: I will never write messages/add comments/post picture comments/attempt to communicate with you in any way at all • Irony high score: 563,890 • Number of times watched Family Guy series 1-3: 62 • Page reached in The Da Vinci Code before effort waned: 286 • Current Hair description: Shit • Current Fav Adjective: ‘Beefesque’ • Current Fav Swear: All of them • Longest Winning streak at Shithead: 6 ‘Hands’ • Introspective rating: 9.7854321 • Longest time spent wondering 'why?': 6 Years • Most common thought when reading this: ‘Why am I reading this?’ • Number of people bored today: 56 • Most missed computer game: captain comic • Emigration destination No.1: Japan • Best user of the English language: simon pegg • Fav scene from Napoleon Dynamite - steak to the face • Likelihood of seriousness: 0.000001% • Number of Marks & Spencer Cookies eaten: 3,197 • Hours spent waiting when someone is cooking • Number Of Bands recommended by rob sullivan: 68 • Bullshit capacity: 12x78x45 • Best Dressed friend: king kong • Friend who should be on Myspace but isn’t: nick melero • No. Of litres of Coke drank at the pub: 70,000,000 x2 • Longest list ever: This One • Current expression: Blank • Current thoughts: Oh Dear.