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A DirTy LooK iz TemPorAry . . . EXiT WouNds ArE 4eVeR . . . .

About Me

EH! This is "that" guy. . . tha guy with the thing . . . u know, the thing, the thing that u need.lol. My name's Josh (Joshua Paul Hewitt), I'm 18 (my B-Day is on 10/13/88 . . yes that's friday the 13th and no there's nothing wrong with me.lol.) I've been everwhere you can imagine, I was born in Oklahoma, (can u believe that shit? A 'spic born in the country? ridiculous . . .) moved to Jacksonville and lived here 'til about 7th grade. I then moved to Puerto Rico and got lost in the waves of paradise for two years. Finally, i moved back here for 9th grade and ive been PimPiN ever since.=) I go to F.I.H.S. I'm finally a SENIOR!! WHOO . .im steppin on everybody now. . .the schools my playground baby. I'm 17 going on 18, sadly, which bugs me cuz people don't know me and think I'm like 19, 20 and it's a shock for them later. Hmm . .moving on . . I really dont know how to put this but . . . I'm kind of a big deal.lol. Just ask about me baby!lol. Im well rounded guy who loves to have fun, never gets boring or grows old, a life companion and enjoys the company of someone beautiful (inside and out). I'll try anything twice and Im very open-minded too. . .On another note, please, don't piss me off, because, on the real, Im just out to have fun and it's very hard to get on my bad side but once you do, chances are you'll never come back. I hold grudges for forever and a day , and messing with me is just something you'll regret . . . I promise (just a fair warning). As long as we see eye to eye and everyone has respect for eachother, stupid "cock measuring contests" wouldnt happen. Im not gonna lie . . . I like confrontation but hate it at the same time. . .weird =/. Something I've learned through experience is that the key to being successful with other people is "having respect for things important to them." Yep. Moving on . . . . Im all about *Girls* Talking to *Girls* Looking at *girls* . . .And doing things with girls, "acts that some may consider illegal in the state of Alabama." J/K . .but seriously.lol.*Fast Cars (ANYCAR, im not gay and like "some people" who say a certain genre of car is the only way to go . . I love Muscle, ricers, euros, supercars, jus about anything that has 300+HP and can leave a 25ft peel-off mark.lol.)* Anything Puerto Rican cuz duh, "soy un puerto ricano verdad"*Dancin (any kind)*The beach* Surfing* Snowboarding*Getting lost in the mountians with a quarter tank of gas* the color blue . .?(idk)*My friends (each and every one of my boys, only the finest guys who would jump in front of a bullet for me cuz they kno ild do the same for them* All my family (the crazi lines of family in P.R.,every uncle, aunt, cousin, grandma and my two great grandpa's . . Don Julio & Don Rafa, who have always been there for me and kept me straight.)*My car ( '06 BMW Z4 )* Cruising around during sunset with a gorgeous girl at my side in a droptop* Rainy Nights* The moon* The occasionally visit to the shooting range* Pool is fun*Getting drunk, blacking out, and waking up ducktaped to a palm tree, upside down on the beach with all my friends standing around laughing and pointing =/ *Playing video games in the middle of the night "under the influence" and not being able to tell if your dreaming or you really beat the game . .mike . .lol* Waking up at noon and trying to decide if u want breakfast or lunch* Paintball on the occasion when everyone runs out of ideas*Every sport imaginable but i really like basketball* Poker with the guys or GUrLz ;) (Collect my money sucka!)*Cruising around with four 15" SubZ thumpin' the hell out of a little boxy '87 corolla*Fencing's sweet.*Getting excited when you meet a new girl who "seems" perfect and shes into you too.*Scary movies and suspensful ones * Summer nights in Puerto Rico and. . . . . hmm, theres more, ild put money on it but if i can think of more, ill let you kno. Peace Fellas and put a comment or two on there . . .and congratulations if u read this whole about me. . .ur pretty sweet. Get at me on aim . ."RIMZSPINNIN13" O yeah & CHECK OUT MY BABY!!!
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My Interests



I'd like to meet:



I would love to meet KATE BECKINSALE cuz she's just one of hottest girls on earth . . . at the moment (makes me sad that thats shes so much older . .damnit! why couldnt i have been born earlier then i might have a better chance.) . . .everything about her is jus sexi. I wouldnt complain if i could get a moment er two alone with Jessica Alba or Angelina Jolie either.lol. I also would also be awesome to meet Johnny Depp cuz that guy iz the bomb and he know how to act.

Music:

I love all types of music . . . rap, hip-hop, some country, rock, punk, alternative and even classical. I've absorbed everybodies music i've hung out with sadly . . .guess that's why i'm so musically diverse . . . and i'm especially fond of my *native* music, REGGAETON!

Movies:

Hmm.. . *Anchorman*SIN City*ONce Upon A Time IN Mexico*The Godfather*ScarFace*Fast & the Furious*Old Skool* 40 Year Old Virgin*Alexander the Great*Forest Gump*Green Mile*All the Star Wars* Some Disney movies*Constantine*Secret Window*Pirates of The Carribean* . . . hmm. . there's more . . really anymovie really that is Horrifying, or ridiculously stupid, all those teen movies, and any movie who the main character just has the effluence of a "BaD As$"

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Books:

Don't really read too much. . .but what i do read, i enjoy. I just have a hard time picking the damn book up. . . . i love car tuner magazines and playboys tho. . . . is there something wrong in that?LOL jus kidding. . . . but seriously.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joshua Paul Hewitt
Birthday: October 13, 1988
Birthplace: Altas, Oklahoma
Current Location: Jacksonville, Florida
Eye Color: Green/Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'9" . . maybe?
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Half-white, Half-Puerto Rican, sweeter than both.lol
The Shoes You Wore Today: All white low top air forces
Your Weakness: . . Actually believing that i might have one
Your Fears: Losing the one thing that matters the most
Your Perfect Pizza: Hmm . .just cheese but Jessica Alba just all of the sudden explodes out naked . . . ?lol
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: . . i cant think that far ahead
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol.
Thoughts First Waking Up: WhaT's GoInG On!?
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes . .face idk u tell me
Your Bedtime: Dont exactly have one but . .im out round 11:00 on the week days and ? on the weekends
Your Most Missed Memory: My two years in Puerto Rico
Pepsi or Coke: Either, or
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Uh . . not a fan of either but if any ild choose Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: NO
Do you Swear: LIKE A SAILOR!
Do you Sing: In my room where no one can hear
Do you Shower Daily: Yes i do. . sometimes twice
Have you Been in Love: Yep . . it sucks
Do you want to go to College: Yes . its gonna be great
Do you want to get Married: Hell yeah . .being a bachelor gets old
Do you belive in yourself: Yes i do
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only around fat people lol
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes somewhat . . who am i kidding! i kno i am.
Are you a Health Freak: Kinda . .sorta not really.
Do you get along with your Parents: On certain things . .
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes i do . .especially when you have cute girl to cuddle with
Do you play an Instrument: piano and alittle bit of guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes . . . Cant remember tho.lol.
In the past month have you Smoked: NO . . never.
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No . . i need to do that
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ughh
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes actually . . im pretty sweet
In the past month have you been Dumped: No . .i dont play that shit. j/k but no.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: =) yep
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: A pencil?
Ever been Drunk: . .stupid question. Is this serious?
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: Once back when i was a little softer
Ever Shoplifted: . . .n/a
How do you want to Die: Falling off a mountion . . . lol wtf i dont know
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Me now . . .but like more sophisticated
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green/Blue . .something crazi
Favourite Hair Color: Dirty Blonde
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 5'3" . .5'4"?
Weight: Around 100?
Best Clothing Style: Abercrombie & Fitch and that kinda wear
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: a gazillion
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none but i have one in mind
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing . .cuz i wouldnt be where i am now.
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Heroes:

They kno who they are . . . .