Hobo ninjas |
Last night, my travels through dreamland found me hopping a frieght train. It was on this train that i discovered the dojo of a super secret clan of hobo ninjas. Or ninja hoboes. Whi...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 07:26:00 GMT |
One for "The Colonel" (But what does it mean?) |
Here's a new one. Last night I dreamt i peed in a bucket of fried chicken. Right after I bought it, while I was still standing in line and at the register at KFC. If that d...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 08:25:00 GMT |
Lotion |
Good god i hate lotion. It's like rubbing liquid grandma into your skin. Winter is upon us and so begins the rapid transformation of my flesh into arid wasteland ; cracked and bleeding rep...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 08:32:00 GMT |
the G-ster bunny |
Tron + frozen pizza before bed = this dream: an ebonics speaking, drug dealing rabbit freshly hatched from a bright blue speckled egg. yeah, and he was all talkin' 'bout my boy an...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 07:56:00 GMT |
...robots in disguise! |
Last night i had a dream that i was Transformer. i could change from human, to robot, to helicopter. It was awesome! When you transform, it feels as though the seat of your conscious...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 08:44:00 GMT |
