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Water Cooler Talk with Caryn
Two Polish guys wanted to quit their job and collect unemployment and the 1st guy says to the 2nd guy come on I'll show you how and off they go... The boss walks in to the room and sees them hanging upside down from the ceiling and says " What the hell are you two doing?" When the guys reply "We are light bulbs" The boss says get down from there and you're fired!!! So they leave as well as this Old Italian guy that's worked there for 14 years... When the boss yells out Hey Gueseppi where are you going? I did not fire you? And Guseppi says I can't work in a place that has no lights.
