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Ben Morgan

About Me

Hello. I am BEN MORGAN...

Aspiring comedian seeks feeble minded members of the public to laugh at his jokes about paedos, genitals and other high-brow subjects.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

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Anyone with funny ideas, and your dad.
Failing that i'd quite like to meet a human female lady with fully working fanny and mouth.

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My Blog

Norwich

Hello, last weekend I went to Norwich and performed to a crowd of about 40 over 40's...the stench of middle age was strong.When I booked the gig I was told that 'it wasn't your usual studenty audience...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Apr 2009 14:53:00 GMT

Barrymore

Just over a week ago I met the 'disgraced' former star of stage and screen, and hater of chlorine: Mr Michael Barrymore. It was at a little comedy club in Kings Cross which runs fortnightly, an...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Apr 2009 15:19:00 GMT

IGGY PLOP

That bloody Iggy Pop, he'd advertise anything!!    LEAVE A COMMENT. 
Posted by on Wed, 18 Mar 2009 09:33:00 GMT

Brand-alous

Last weekend I went to Bournemouth to see Russell Brand's new stand up show.Despite him playing in an arena, and despite him being Russell Brand (not liked by many...especially if you are a comic your...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Mar 2009 15:15:00 GMT

Absence makes the wrist grow stronger

Well Hello.I have been neglecting Myspace.It's been four long months since I've written anything on this webshite.The last blog was about Obama being elected, which seems like years ago now...or four ...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Mar 2009 14:01:00 GMT

The Election : TV COVERAGE

The 'Heroes' style abilities that I have (I'm able to stay awake all night and I have a flexible thumb) mean that I could watch the US Election coverage on three different freeview channels last night...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:06:00 GMT

In defence of Brand and Ross

  GIVE THEM THE SACH(S)   Pathetic! That is a word I'd use to describe the reaction to Russell Brand and Jonathon Ross's 'prank' phone call to Manuel 'Meeeester Fawlty' Sachs.   Unlike...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 21:42:00 GMT

The Presidential Debate

  Obama may have won this debate, just, but both candidates said some strange things at times:   Barack started a sentence with: "A lot of you remember 9/11&" I think the whole WORLD rememb...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 20:10:00 GMT

The Hidden World of Lap Dancing

Did you watch The Hidden World of Lap Dancing on Monday night, on Channel 4? It was an exposé documentary on the 'sexual encounters' that happen in 'many' lap dancing establishments. If you didn't see...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 22:01:00 GMT

This Blog is Shitter Than Gary Glitter

Below is an almost topical blog about Gary Glitters return to Britain, and the furore that accompanied him. And just like some of the Glitter themed text messages or emails you may have received ...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 07:39:00 GMT