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About Me

hello. welcome to my myspace.
WARNING!!
viewng of this profile may put you at risk. side effects include but are not limited to:
pants peeing, uncontrollable and side splitting laughter, the urge to yell inappropriate language and the death of your mom. it may also lead you to believe that i am hilarious. this is true.
thank you.
"Rely a bit too heavily
On alcohol and irony
Get clobbered on by courtesy
In love with love and lousy poetry"
i'm kristi.
my boyfriend is way cooler than yours and..
currently..
i like:
(and in no certain order)
boy smell.
music.
chapstick.
slab.
the smell of vanilla.
taste of anything vanilla flavored.
laughing.
making people laugh.
original peices of art.
movies.
my little glass elephant from brazil.
my PHAT tats.
my baby puppy, tebow.
diet vanilla coke.
arts and crafts.
food.
the color green.
karaoke.
interesting people
or
ones who can make me laugh until i cant breathe.
italy.
inside socks.
when people wink at me.
feeling short.
roadtrips.
my bestie, trishell.
sleeping.
watching bands play live.
playing pretend.
having a dirty mouth.
that bud select.
dancing -- even though i cant really do it that well
and
jonathan.

My Interests

Music// Laughing// Meeting new people// Food// Jelly Bracelets// Making things// Acting// Movies, a lot// Inside jokes// Jokes, period// My friends// The number 4// My bike// My boyfriend// Collecting things// Green// Karaoke// Sunny days// Phat tats// I like it when my day is so bad that its funny. Like in a movie//

I'd like to meet:

Music:

I would like to say that I kinda listen to a lot of everything, but I was once told "Anyone who says that is full of bullshit". So I wont argue, I'll just let you know that it has been said to me that " You know every song in the world" .. which is a lie, I dont. But why would someone get that impression unless it was pretty damn close to the truth??

Movies:

and popcorn, please.

Television:

I watch way more HGTV than someone my age should. Food Network. Rachel Ray can kick your ass! I'm addicted to the Discovery Health Channel and shows about serial killers and mass murderers.
NIP/TUCK. The Office.

Books:

Augusten Burroughs is my hero.

Heroes:

People that arent scared to let their guard down and be silly sometimes. And those that can see the good in everyone. or REALLY REALLY funny people.

and, also...

My Blog

Everybody's free.

I haven't written a blog in a while. Maybe this is because school and work have kept me really busy lately. Maybe this is because I haven't felt that I have anything really profound to say ( not that ...
Posted by kris-tea on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 12:59:00 PST

Re-do.

I did this before a couple of months ago, but i'll do it again. I need to change some stuff too I guess.. This was the first one: 1. I look at people's mouths when they talk to me. If I can't see it, ...
Posted by kris-tea on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 11:59:00 PST

okay, alright..

so, i know im loud. unreasonably so sometimes. but damn. omg, damn. the one class i have this semester that i really enjoy ( teacher and all) has been ruined by idiots. i have to sit in front those a...
Posted by kris-tea on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 07:07:00 PST

In case you didnt know...

Have you looked at my top 8 lately? If you havent, go ahead a take a good look.. because these people are my life. My whole world. Save a few ( and you know who you are) that arent there, these 8 peop...
Posted by kris-tea on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 11:34:00 PST

Only three.. plus 2.

Three calls. Stacy, Kaci, Mado. Thanks guys, that meant a lot to me, seriously. p.s. Trishell telepathically told me happy birthday the second it became November 24th. She then threw me a party...
Posted by kris-tea on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 07:43:00 PST

Trishell said..

It was time for a new blog. So I'll listen to her because she is my bestie. Which is a word I stole from Riebekah and Jess. Too bad I love it. Only bad thing is that I dont have anything really insigh...
Posted by kris-tea on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 06:30:00 PST

2 for 1

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Posted by kris-tea on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 03:10:00 PST

what i miss the most.

crunk juice drunk dancing britney spears laney strickland/ black eyed katy dressing up to go out fast food inside jokes every second of every day playing by the pool the a buliding half naked 4am vis...
Posted by kris-tea on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 06:35:00 PST

halloWEENIE time!

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Posted by kris-tea on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 02:57:00 PST

YOU HAVE TO PLAY FAIR!

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Posted by kris-tea on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 10:37:00 PST