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  FrrrriskyTook poledancing 101 this weekend...WHEWMy legs are covered in so many bruises it looks like I got into a fistfight with a dwarf. Aches and pains aside,  the post class exhiliration is as p...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Apr 2009 15:19:00 GMT

The Pentagons Annual Report on Sexual Assault in the Military, or, How to Lie with Statistics

The Pentagon celebrated the sixth anniversary of the Iraq War this week by releasing its annual report on military sexual assault.The numbers are disturbing. Reports of sexual assault have risen 8 per...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Mar 2009 15:47:00 GMT

ridiculous

 "...ain't no bottle of vicodin, darvocet or any of them pills you midwestern bitches like to take that's gonna help save you from you life" -Crystal Method (Smoked) UGHUGHUGHUgh to the power of ten. ...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Mar 2009 13:28:00 GMT

"Genital Warts"

Four years ago I had the opportunity to go to the Middle East on a USO Tour with Drowning Pool.  We went to Kuwait for a series of shows at various camps including Virginia, Buerhing and Arifjan.One o...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Feb 2009 09:36:00 GMT

UPDATED: "Enjoy Every Sandwich"

*** 12/02/08 This paean to my sandwich was written several years ago but I have recently sent it to the people at Central Market after they eliminated their sandwich bar and replaced it with a sushi k...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Feb 2009 22:38:00 GMT

Pennies For Privates

-----Original Message-----From: Claudia Flores Sent: Friday, January 23, 2009 4:22 PMTo: JESSUP, JESSIESubject: RE: ThanksJessie,My entire grade level decided to join me in Pennies For Privates.  It w...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jan 2009 15:00:00 GMT

Just when you think no one is listening....a MIRACLE

 -----Original ..Me..ssage-----From: Claudia Flores Sent: Thursday, January 15, 2009 5:33 PMTo: JESSUP, JESSIESubject: Thanks Hey Jessie. I just wanted to update you on a little seed you planted 4 yrs...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jan 2009 16:11:00 GMT

I would rather be brave...

03/24/08   "If riding in an airplane is flying, then riding in a boat is swimming. If you want to experience the element, then get out of the vehicle."   Never let it be said that I did no...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Dec 2008 17:39:00 GMT

De-FEETED

            The poet Ovid once told a riveting tale of a man named Erisycthon. A man so consumed by his own selfish desires that he was absolutely incapable of ackn...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 19:45:00 GMT

Yi Sangs Korean Barbeque Palace And Secretarial School,

The holiday season is a time for storytelling, and whether you hear the story of a candelabra staying lit for more than a week, or one about a baby born in a barn without proper medical supervision...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Oct 2008 20:32:00 GMT