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Heather Lynnie

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

• I can't sleep past 9 on the weekend • I've recently taken to listening to late 80s hip-hop so that I might wear doorknocker earrings without irony • I have imaginary conversations on my cell phone when homeless people try to ask me for money • I use sarcasm both as a crutch and a weapon • I can't find men without beards attractive • My drive to succeed is paralleled only by my desire to sit on my ass and drink beer •

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

• michelle obama • bearded gentleman without criminal records or girlfriends • my future mother in law, so i can slap her in the face for ruining my life •

My Blog

Because I do what I want on Saturday mornings.

A] - AVAILABLE?For consult?  Yes.  For spooning? Absolutely.  For cleaning?  Never.B] - BIRTHDAY?June 24, 1982C] - CRUSHING?beer cans against my head, every night.D] - DRINK YOU LA...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:22:00 GMT

glaring oversight and general selfishness

I feel as though I've become terribly disconnected from the people and places that I love and in return embraced me.  I haven't spoken to any of the 16 Larry crew in months, I've forgotten what m...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 19:58:00 GMT

WHAM! is getting back together.

That's the long and short of it.  My joie de vivre, my very reason for living is now apparent. The irrepressible passion I have for Andrew Ridgley and George Michael can now be shared with the wo...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 11:23:00 GMT

Cool.

The incredibly mundane nature of my job is starting to take its toll on myspirit. Someone, the name of whom now escapes me, once said Many of thegreat achievements of the world were accomplished by t...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 16:03:00 GMT

in the worst way...

Wow, the things people are inspired to do by the cover of anonymity. Myspace offers this deep, mysterious portal through which crazies and pervs can unleash their innermost perversions upon innocent 2...
Posted by on Tue, 09 May 2006 10:14:00 GMT

Dear Sally, Please fluff our comforters and make us noodles. PS Stay away from our cat.

Hi bitches... thought it was a good idea to check in with my nukkas worldwide and let them know jus' wut da deal is. Enough of that shit... let's get down to the getdown.Work is still a bit monotonous...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 06:22:00 GMT

Suck on this, friends.

Words, words, words... I have four words: I hate my job. What a thankless, wretched job I have. On the upside, I use my 8 hours of work to apply for other jobs that may in some way be gratifying, or...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 09:47:00 GMT