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About Me

My name is Sam, i'm 15, i have blonde hair, and blue eyes. i play JV Football and JV Baseball for Manatee High. I used to go to a shitty skool called Bradenton Prep and yeah it sucked ass, but now i go to Manatee HS. I'm 5'10 and weigh 160 lbs. I like to play basketball,football, and baseball, go fishing, chillax, play playstation, go out on my boat, and more. As u can tell i am a Florida State Seminoles Fanatic, so fuck the gators. GO NOLES!!!SAM, JAY DEE, AND DAVIDS DICTIONARY: 1. Titshit 2. Uncomplete 3. Dalmation 4. presintate 5. misconfortunality(cory's word) 6. testical tits 7. titty george 8. titty george theme song 9. Jamaican Beaver Monkey Sperm Fish 10. Hello Cheryl!!! 11. Good Morning Dave!!! 12. weanerbutt 13. the bare ween 14. 2 slices of cheese and a water! 15. nor-pine-ph-rine spells norpinephrine. 16. ball sack earrings 17. roney... here.. david... i'm here today mr. orr! 18. hey lets make animal noises until the sub kills herself! 19. meow (said the sub) 20. titsmagee 21. area 51 22. Dog tags 23. u gay dog. TRANSLATION: You are a very happy Common House Pet. bitch step off my grill dog. TRANSLATION: Hey You! Please back away from my appliance for cooking meals, common house pet.Take the quiz:
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Flordia State
u love the noles and wish that charlie ward woulda played football instead of the nba
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Ashton Kutcher
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Steve-O
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Ron Burgundy
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1968 Chevrolet Camaro Z28
You are a 1968 Chevrolet Camaro Z28. You love your car....your friends love your car and thats whats most important to you! Your car really hauls ass! You feel bad that they aren't making Camaros anymore....but don't worry...cuz you know they'll be back!
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Which guitar are you

Gibson SG
You are a Gibson SG. Guitar of AC/DC's Angus young who kicks major ass. What else needs to be said?
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You scored as Skater. Your A Skater!

Skater


80%

Rocker, Mosher


55%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev


40%

Trendy


25%

Goth


20%

Emo


15%

Prepy


15%
What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ect
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You scored as Football. You should play football- its the most popular high school and college sport, and creates a ton of school spirit.

Baseball


83%

Football


83%

Track


75%

Basketball


75%

Softball


67%

Golf


42%

Volleyball


42%

Lacrosse


33%

Soccer


33%

Ice Hockey


33%

Tennis


8%

Field hockey


0%

Swimming


0%
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You scored as Jock. You are the ruler of the school, so to say. You have girls swooning over your muscles and your skilled in most areas of the sports arena. You know how to play a mean game of basketball.

Jock


67%

Hot


60%

Stoner


40%

Prep


33%

Loner


27%

Emo Kid


20%

Punk


20%

Geek/Nerd


13%

Goth


13%

"Ghetto"


13%
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Shortys
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Sam
Birthday: jan. 19
Birthplace: long boat key
Current Location: b-town
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: blond
Height: 5'9
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: my old shitty es'
Your Weakness: nothing!
Your Fears: gay guys freak me out
Your Perfect Pizza: cheese from westshore
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: i dunno
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: yeah or hey
Thoughts First Waking Up: i wanna go back to sleep, where am i
Your Best Physical Feature: hmmm.......
Your Bedtime: wheneva i want!
Your Most Missed Memory: i dunnno
Pepsi or Coke: both
MacDonalds or Burger King: mickey d's
Single or Group Dates: doesnt matter
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: fuck
Do you Sing: not good
Do you Shower Daily: yup
Have you Been in Love: carmen electra
Do you want to go to College: FLORIDA STATE
Do you want to get Married: i dunno
Do you belive in yourself: sure w/e
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: hell yeah
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: somtimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: sure
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yup
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: never
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yup
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yup
Ever been Drunk: nope
Ever been called a Tease: nope
Ever been Beaten up: hell no
Ever Shoplifted: ummm no
How do you want to Die: i dont wanna die
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: either a play pro football or pro baseball
What country would you most like to Visit: europe
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesnt matter
Favourite Hair Color: doesnt matter
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: doesnt matter
Weight: less than me
Best Clothing Style: DOES NOT MATTER
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: i dunno
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i dunno

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Do you play football: yes
what position are you: linebacker
what skill level are you: high school
What is your 40 time: 4.8
how much do you bench: 160
how much do you squat: enough
on a scale from 1 to 10 how good are you: 8 1/2
do you think you can play college: Maybe
how tall are you: 5' 10"
how much do you weigh: 160
what year are you in in highschool or college: Sophomore
what type of shoulder pads do you use: good ones
do you have a neck role: nope
do you have a cowboy collar: i did but i dont use it anymore
do you have a butterfly: yes
have you been hit very hard: yes
are you considered a hard hitter: yes
have you ver been scared on the field: nope
do you think girls like football or football players: um some do
fame or fortune: both
do you like football: yes
do you think football teaches you life lessons: in some ways
what is your head coaches name: coach i cant spell his last name
do you like him: um sure
have you ever puked on the football field: nope
have you ever passed out: nope
whats the worst injury you've had from football: when i tore a whole bunch of shit in my knee
Are you a lion or a cheetah on the field: um i'm a football player on the field
would you play as a proffesional: yeah
how much do you WANT to weigh: 220
how tall do you WANT to be: 6' 2"
how fast do you WANT to run you 40: 1 second. but in reality, 4.3
a you competative: yes
do you get tunnel vision on the field: sometimes
have you ever screamed at a guy you knocked down: yup
have you ever sworn on the field at a person on the oppisite team: all the time
have you ever practice in the rain: yeah
have you ever practiced in the mud: yes
have you ever practiced in the snow: yeah all the time because u kno FL is so cold
have you ever been to a football camp: no
have you ever had a HELL week: yeah they fuckin suck
what is the hottest temperature you've practiced in: like 100+
what is the coldest temperature you've practiced in: like 50
do you love football: yeah
would you do it all over again: yeah
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Sports........Who/What is your favorite?
NFL team? BUCS
NFL player? DERREK BROOKS
NHL team? RED WINGS
NHL player? I DUNNO
Nascar driver? TONY STEWART
MLB team? YANKEES AND RAYS
MLB player? DEREK JETER AND CARL CRAWFORD
NBA team? PISTONS
NBA player? LeBRON JAMES
Tennis player? ANDY RODDICK
Swimmer? 1 OF THE GAYEST SPORTS EVER
Runner? SO IS THIS
Random questions...........
Who's your favorite actor/actress? TARA REID
What's your favorite movie? THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN OR WEDDING CRASHERS
Who's your favorite superhero? SPIDER MAN
Would you rather live in the city or the country? DOESNT MATTER
Where do you want to live? BRADENTON , FL OR DETROIT, MI
What sport do you play? BASEBALL, FOOTBALL, AND BASKETBALL
What's your favorite color? GREEN
Who's your dream date? ALOTTA GIRLS
What's your dream car? LAMBORGINI MURCIEALAGO
What is your favorite tv show? MAD TV
Have you ever lied to your best friend? MAYBE
Have you ever lied to your parents? YES
Would you cheat on someone you love? PROB NOT
Would you give your life for someone you love? UMM I DUNNO
What are you proud of? ME
If you had one wish, what would it be? UNLIMITED WISHES

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*BASICS*
first name::: sam
middle name::: joseph
age::: 15
school::: Manatee
current loccation::: Bradenton
date or birth::: 1/19/92
birthday::: January 19
hair color::: Blorown (Blonde/Brown)
eye color::: blue
*THIS OR THAT*
love or money::: Both
kiss or hug::: kiss
cat or dog::: Dog
pepsi or coke::: coke
country or rap::: rap
punch or smack::: punch
aim or aol::: aim
day or night::: night
*HAVE YOU EVER...*
kissed opposite sex::: yes
kissed same sex::: fuck no
hugged someone::: yes
had sex::: nope
madeout::: yes
cussed::: yes
beaten someone up::: yes
got beaten up::: um nope
broken someones heart::: nope
anyone broke ur heart::: nope
smoked::: yes
drank::: yes
skipped skool::: yes
lied to someone::: yes
* FAVORITES *
song::: black dog-Led Zeppelin
tee vee show::: scrubs
movie::: I dunno
color::: green, red, white, black, or blue
food::: Ice Cream
drink::: miller light
hair style::: long
animal::: South African Platypus Monkey Fish
* RANDOM QUESTIONS *
are you dating somone::: no
do u love them::: who?
whos your best friends::: Ralphie and Archie
whos the loudest::: Bob
who have u known longest::: Sheryl
whos the shyest::: Arch
do you like skool::: Hellz naw
are you random::: 7 and a Half
favorite screen name::: Spitfire11613
do u hate anyone::: Georgie Bush
* IN A BOY/GURL *
hair color::: Blonde or Brunette
eye color::: doesnt matter
height::: shorter than me
cute or hot::: hot as fuck
personality or looks::: both
shy ::: no
quiet or talks alot::: in between
* FINISH THE SENTENCE *
do u wanna::: peel apples with me?
how can i ::: do good in skool.
lets talk about::: cows.
how are::: you still reading this?
how big is::: Browns Vagina.
i am::: your daddy.
can i have::: fries with that?
lets try to::: go to sleep.
crazy lil::: titshit.
* WHAT R U DOING NOW *
watching tee vee::: no i'm on the computer.. dur da durr
what show::: ON THE COMPUTER.
listening to music::: yes
eating::: nothing
drinking::: nothing
are you talking to anyone::: nope
on the fone::: nope
* WHOS THE LAST PERSON *:
you touched::: um i dunno
kissed::: ????
told u they loved you::: ?????
told them u loved them::: ?????
u instant messaged::: ?????
talked to on the fone::: kenny
hit::: my lil bro
yelled at::: my lil bro
broke ur heart::: nobody
said they hated you::: ??????
u told u hated::: ??????
* ANYTHING *
have u ever cheated on someone::: um i dunno
things u like to do::: Sports
what time did u get up today::: 7:15
did u go to skool::: yes
what r u listening to right now::: nothing now
who r u talking to ::: nobody
BYE !: OK
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