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About Me

I could write a billion things in here and even if you read them all, you'd still have a long way to go before you knew a tiny bit about who I am. I do love all things "unreal", drawing & painting & making, granny shawls [cardigans, blankets, wraps, oooh], making things out of lots of bits of nothing, and squishing my cat's delicious juicy toes. THEY ARE SO SOFT, OKAY. Oh and I like going to Sweden and Cornwall. I like it very much. It is why I am so poor!
It says Male on my profile simply because there were only 2 choices and I'd rather have that one, the lesser of two evils, thanks very much MySpace. Pah on genderification! Plz to not be judging me on what I look like OK. THX. But you could always go to My LJ to find out what I am feeling on any particular day... actually you SHOULD. Because LJ just wins totally. And because I write only the BEST things. Seriously. And all my pictures/adventures go there first, WAY before they get onto here so you'd be better off checking that out than sticking around your local hitherto vicinity. Or MySpace, if you wanna use the Latin.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Toby Froud OH WAIT I ALREADY MET HIM, I win!! :D Well, I'd like to meet him again because he is just awesome. And he really does have the most nicest teeth. I KNOW because I made him laugh. I. MADE. HIM. LAUGH. :D I feel bad cause when I bought "Lumea" off of him at the Oct '07 Fayre I only had in my wallet the grottiest Â£5 bill in history >_<

Stephen Fry. I need to be his husband immediately.

Alan Davies, as long as his deliciously curly hair is grown-out at the time [not cut all short! What were you thinking?!?!] Plz to also be marrying me if you read this.

Bill Bailey. I will caress your shower-curtain hair with delight, and tickle your beard in boggle-eyed amazement and joy while you sing nonsense in French. Plz ALSO to be marrying me *immediately*.

Any of that particular group of comedians/actors/music-making performers that have been taking up all my brain-time and making me want to claw my own face off because I can't handle their utter utter perfection and togetherness-magic of late.

Jack Black. I really don't need to say anything about this.

Um.? CLEVER, smart and witty funny guys/people [don't be too girly and pathetic or you won't get in] who are or are similar to the above.

Everyone I already met at 3wff08 because ALL OF YOU ARE AMAZING! [Except that ONE prick who had to turn out to be a prick- what go around come around, kiiiiid!]

My Blog

pouts and stomps

I'm BOOORED! I shouldn't be- there was a plain cotton bedsheet I was going to cut up and use as base panels for a patchwork skirt I'm making [for 3 Wishes!] BUT. The sheet has mysteriously disappeared...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Feb 2009 03:41:00 GMT

he is very lucky....

I saw *him* coming out of Charlie's house when coming home from work [although why Charlie still pretends to be his friend-yes I know this. He complains to everyone about *him* but then has him around...
Posted by on Thu, 08 May 2008 19:07:00 GMT

sun sveegen JAAAAA

Maaaaaahahaha, growing up?! WHATLOLOLOL. sod that for a game of exploding snap!! ^_^I must have had my tea spiked with some LOL-drug if I thought I wanted to grow up XD
Posted by on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 03:46:00 GMT

beh

Blame the last 2 posts on horrid monthly hormones of DOOM. Situation's still a bit drastic but I can now see the sense in NOT feeling like that- it doesn't help anything and doesn't get you anywhere.&...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 20:27:00 GMT

Things are just....

This feels even worse than when I miraculously got hold of one of Pete Wentz's guitar picks but then had it fall out of my pocket. I feel like I have lost something a million times better. But I feel ...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 08:46:00 GMT

It's dark down there, you need a flashlight.

I want one of those pictures-did we ever turn it inside out?Roof of a shed reflects the glare of a sunset, this camera doesn't need a flash.I could never be 18 until ...I went on vacation but wasn't t...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 05:14:00 GMT

best subject line for an email EVER

I just opened my mailbox and saw I had a new message called "Hey TINA, Come get some HAM!" AAHAHAHA! Gaaaahd I love the Naomi BEASTLY fiend of a growler! SPROCKET.
Posted by on Sun, 07 May 2006 07:41:00 GMT

just because I am tEh bored

yeah. *this*.1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. How have I affected you?5. What do you think of me?6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?7. How long do you think we...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 10:37:00 GMT

oh! oh! OH! OH THE LOL! IT KILLS ME!

Lisis-Henry says: He seems vaguely retarded from his profile though! YER GRANDDAD! says: haha if i see him I'll totally be "haha me and my friend were like, looking at your pictures and touchi...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 13:13:00 GMT

boo. I love more than 8 of you!

Am so annoyed because it only has 8 top friends. And then there are some of you that aren't there... but I want to put ALL of you up there! You know my admiration/desire to hump goes beyond a measly M...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 01:12:00 GMT