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MAB

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About Me


Hallo meine ganzen Schwulen und Lesbierinnen!
”Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is that man who hides one thing in his heart and speaks another.”
~ Homer, The Iliad.
-Mr. Bennett-
Listen Up!
I don't mind adding anyone who requests.
However ...
Please do not post pages and pages on the bulletins.
Trust me:
Nothing is that important!
And if I have to read one more trailer-park survey of narcissism or some voodoo bad luck chain requesting for a repost, I am going to slam my face in a car door!
Oh, damn!
I think I just pissed off all of my MySpace friends!
But in the grammatical spirit of the emails I receive daily;
"I gots 2 calls’em as I sees’em!"
I can't help looking gay. I put on a dress and people say, "Who's the dyke in the dress?"
~Karen Ripley
As most of you know, I love poetry!
I fell in love with poetry while attending the University of Alaska in Fairbanks.
I enjoy most of the classics as well as many unknown contemporary poets.
Unfortunately, poets are a dying breed.
And!
Instead of our society striving towards a greater enlightenment like those of centuries past, the twenty-first century will be a time known in history as:
The Destruction Period!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I would love to have met Langston Hughes.
What a voice!
What a genius!
What a loss!
Also, John Keats, William Blake, Jonathan Swift, Alice Walker, Kate Chopin, and Zora Neale Hurston.
"I could go on forever!"

My Blog

Libertine

There is nothing like a song outlining rejected morality and a fragile prostitute that will lift your spirits! Enjoy!
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 15:20:00 GMT

Go To Hell


Posted by on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 13:37:00 GMT

Lifes Little Gay Instruction Book

Here are a few lines taken from a book I wrote many years ago while living in St. Augustine.  The book is a parody of Life's Little Instruction Book and was published in the early 90s.  I've...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 12:26:00 GMT

Irregardless

Okay, everyone knows how much I love to poke fun at the butchery of our language used in today's world of pop culture."Just click over to Maury, folks, and watch the freak show unfold!"However, there ...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 06:36:00 GMT

WTF?

As some of you know, I posted a blog last month outlining my disgust over certain nonsensical phrases, such as "lookit," "i dunno," "git-r-done," "bootylicious," and "doggy-fizzle."However, I was a bi...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 07:51:00 GMT

Celebrity Day!

Scientologists celebrates a holiday known as Celebrity Day.  What is Scientology?  Who the hell knows!  With all of the secrecy, the weird alien connection, and the crack-head appearanc...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 09:15:00 GMT

The CAPTCHA Debate!

Okay, so I don't require the CAPTCHA setting for anyone to solve when they send messages or friend requests my way.  I find this security tool to be the biggest pain in my butt when I send out my...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 08:03:00 GMT

This is MySpace, right?

This is MySpace, right?If you click on my profile, you will see I have removed many comments.  Why?  Well, as one of my "peeps" so eloquently stated, "This is called MySpace!"  Not Your...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 07:48:00 GMT

Answer the Question!

How come we choose from just two people for the president and fifty for Miss America?If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?If electricity comes from electrons, does moralit...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 05:31:00 GMT

Camille Paglia

Here is an interesting quote a friend found and posted on her blog.  However, she is no longer an active member on MySpace; thus I decided to post this quote in my blog:"Pop Culture is the new Ba...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 07:00:00 GMT