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Screech

Kill Me Now Or I'll Bomb Your Cervix

About Me

I HATE U, i'm a happy guy, food is fun, i'm smart, funny, sick, i dunno wat i am, I AM SCREECH
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Michael Gavin Woolley
Birthday: 10..02..1984
Birthplace: Ballymena, N. Ireland
Current Location: Inverness
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Patriotic Scot
The Shoes You Wore Today: Osiris
Your Weakness: Far Far Far 2 Opinionated
Your Fears: Not Achieving The Greatness I Deserve
Your Perfect Pizza: Vegetarian
Your Best Physical Feature: Nope, Maybe My Ass, But It All Sucks
Your Most Missed Memory: Innocence
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDs
Chocolate or Vanilla: Choc
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Indeed, Dont Want To Tho
Do you Swear: Fuck Yeah
Do you Sing: Badly
Do you Shower Daily: No
Have you Been in Love: I Am Right Now
Do you want to go to College: I Am Right Now
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Only If Im Being Sodomized At The Time
Do you play an Instrument: Vagina
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Herbal & Store Bought
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: Painfully, Dying For My Beliefs
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Sane
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Dark or Red
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: My Height
Weight: Not Obese
Number of CDs I own: 200-300
Number of Piercings: 9
Number of Tattoos: 4
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Does That Include You?
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My Interests

Stuff N Things, N Drink n sex

I'd like to meet:

the Undead

Music:

country, hip hop, punk, rock, everything

Movies:

All Jay n Silent Bob Films, Kung Pow, Adam Sandler films, Spaceballs, Freddy Got Fingered, Empire records, Cannibal The Musical, Baseketball

Heroes:

bhudda, jello biafra, benjamin disreali, darron malakian, serj tijankian, sid vicous, johnny cash, wilder valderama, kevin smith

My Blog

antidisestablishmentarianism

if you are in a room does everything outside the room even exist? if you cant see it it doesnt exist, as every1 sees through different eyes (except the blind) surely there are 6 billion different worl...
Posted by Screech on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 03:18:00 PST

Life

emmmmmm, this is my first ever blog ever in my life so i'll b a big poo on a sandwich, i was soooo dull 2day i lied in bed all day till bout 8 wen i went on t net, im such a lazy cunt. im happy tho. e...
Posted by Screech on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 12:12:00 PST