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Lancey Lance

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About Me

I'm weird, neurotic, and usually crazy.I am afraid of pickles.My favorite color is orange.I like food-scented candles and other home fragrance products.I love gingerbread.I believe in aliens.

My Interests

Aliens and government cover-ups. (Side note: I do believe aliens exist. I also believe aliens built the Egyptian pyramids). I like to organize and re-organize my belongings and label just about everything. (I have been forbidden to purchase a label maker by those who know me best.) Other things that interest me include neon signs and gigantic resort casinos. I also enjoy coffee and Romina's bush (it is, after all, all-encompassing).

Music:

Dolly Parton. Foreign cast recordings of artistically questionable musicals. kd Lang. Belinda Carlisle.

Movies:

Far From Heaven. Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow. Hedwig and the Angry Inch. X-men 2. I Heart Huckabees. Down With Love. Sunset Boulevard.

Television:

X files. Carnivale. Golden Girls. Arrested Development. The Simpsons. She-ra Princess of Power.

Books:

Heaven's Coast and Firebird, both by Mark Doty. Communion, Transformation, and Confirmation, all by Whitley Strieber. All plays by Euripides, especially Medea. Most plays by Tennessee Williams, especially "Talk to Me the Rain and Let Me Listen." Romina's bush. I should read more.

Heroes:

Ruth Ost & Maurizio Giammarco.