hey, i'm jerome. i just moved to horntown from way down in accomack. for the last few year's i've been making money on the side giving girls legshaves. they'd come by my place on weekends and i'd shave their legs before they went out. i'm pretty good at it now, so i thought i'd come set up a small shop on chincoteague specializing in dat. we'll probably hire a girl that does nails and stuff too. of course when it comes to the legs i'm the one with the magic touch so i'll be doing that. personally, i don't like a girl's legs shaved too close, but that's just me. i can do a close shave too. now ladies, if you wanna roll with me you can't be afraid of a well hung man... i'm known all up and down 13 for the size of my hog, and now the ladies in horntown are lining up. at house parties i've been known to swing my dong to the beat.
