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About Me

My first my space page, oooooooh *strokes it* is it not pretty? Come stroke it with me...
Filling out these little boxes is alot harder than I thought, how do I let people know about me without typing something hundreds of others before me have already typed or worse still what if it turns out I somehow manage to write something fresh and new. It'd make me stand out from the crowd, I'd be an indivdual! Everyone frowns upon indivduals unless theres a lot of them! No. no, no my friend I shall not bare this burden, instead...
"Baaaaa, baaaa"
I shall be a sheep and simply fill out a *drum roll* SURVEY!
Name: Chris
Birthday: 25th November - remember it.
Birthplace: Brummyland
Current Location: *Sighs* STILL Brummyland...
Eye Color: Brown, green, blue, grey... depends when you catch me.
Hair Color: Brown and blonde highlights....
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Handed
The Shoes You Wore Today: Brown Vans.
Your Perfect Pizza: Mega Meat Feast from Pizza Pan.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Reach my ideal weight and pass my driving test
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: That would be 'lol' same as everyone else i'd imagine.
Thoughts First Waking Up: NOOOOOOOOO... etc
Your Best Physical Feature: I'd say my eyes, others say my bum! ^_^;
Your Bedtime: Wassat!?
Your Most Missed Memory: Isn't a missed memory something you've forgotten? In which case, I don't have one because I can't remember it.
Pepsi or Coke: Always Coca Cola....ALWAYS! *shakes fist*
MacDonalds or Burger King: Maccy D's for their nuggety goodness and Burger King for their baguettes.
Single or Group Dates: Single. I couldn't (Read: Shouldn't) imagine dating a group
Diet coke or regular full fat pork pie floating on the top coke?: The regular one you ass.
Chocolate or Vanilla: CHOCOLATE! *Flexes*
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee. Black.
Do you Smoke: Nope. Those things will kill ya.
Do you Swear: Of course I do.
Do you Sing: Yes. Can I? No.
Do you Shower Daily: Yup.
Do you want to go to College: Never went. Did 6th Form thing though.
Do you want to get Married: I would but don't have a burning desire
Do you belive in yourself: Someone has to.
Do you get Motion Sickness: If someone passes a motion in front of me, then yes.
Are you a Health Freak: Of course every morning I do a 5 mile run with a warm up of 100 sit ups...and...and.... BWA HA HA! Oh GOD no... *Drinks REGULAR coke*
Do you get along with your Parents: Yus.
Do you like Thunderstorms: They do have a level of funkitude hard to equal.
Do you play an Instrument: Sadly no.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Silly question.
In the past month have you Smoked: Only on the dancefloor baby.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Not intentionally
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Bullring. Full of kids though *hisses*
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Oreos? No. Creme Eggs? GOD yes.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yippers, I was dancing like a big gay.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Not THIS month *rolls eyes*
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No. Can't help but notice it says "in the past month" in the question - was this quiz designed for social deviants?
Ever been Beaten up: People have tried and failed.
Ever Shoplifted: No. It's too heavy.
How do you want to Die: When I'm very, VERY old.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I am grown up and I STILL dont know.
What country would you most like to Visit?: Austria and Prague.
How tall are you?: 5'9"
Best Clothing Style: Smart but casual.
Number of Drugs I have taken: At least 2 - ask for details!.
Number of CDs I own: Only around 40. I tend to download instead now.
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: "No regrets"

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

ANYONE at all as long as they come with a brain!

My Blog

The Best Socks In The World

It's looking around the shops and stumbling across stuff like pictures of Spider-Man punching the hell out of Homer Simpson on a pair of socks that makes life worth living."Here's Spidey At His Fighti...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 10:49:00 GMT

Carbs Are My Abusive Friend.

Inside of me there is a fat bastard just waiting to be unleashed - think Bruce Banner and the Hulk. Except, the fat bastard is flabby and pasty rather than mean and green; the only house he'd demolish...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 20:41:00 GMT

Smoke me a kipper, Ill be back for breakfast.

Ace Rimmer would kick Indiana Jones' arse any day. Could you imagine old codger Indiana doing this: I think NOT!
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 16:34:00 GMT

Relationship Rules

Everyone seems to be leaping in and out of relationships lately and while clearing out my Facebook I found these ’Relationship Rules’ taken from a group.They are all very simple to follow....
Posted by on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 08:34:00 GMT

I Am In Love...

For a long time now I doubted how I truly felt for a certain someone. I was told that what I felt was not true.NO LONGER. I finally realise my true feelings for a certain someone and may our love echo...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 14:44:00 GMT

Chris is going to have a go at doing an emo post too!

I don't hate you when I forget to call.When you say we should get together and I agree please don't think I'm lying.I do want to see you.Yes, we should hang out more.No, I don't know what my problem i...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 10:41:00 GMT

"Lucky" - my most hated of words.

"Lucky"God, how I loathe this bloody word.Don't get me wrong. Lucky is a perfectly apt word to use if you win the lottery or find an unclaimed £5 note on the floor.That's fine and dandy.Lucky you.This...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 20:38:00 GMT

A Solution To One Annoying MySpace Bulletin. Thank You Please.

Everything in italics is written by me. The bold font is part of the original post.For posterity I have changed nothing in the bulletin but some of you may receive it with a different University - mo...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 05:20:00 GMT

Random fing blog

Hello everyone,I am writing this at 6am so please forgive me if it is a bit garbled.I basically wanted to let the world know I have had an amazing night out. It could not of gone better if I planned i...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 22:05:00 GMT

A catch up.

I have failed to keep this blog up to date. I suck sweaty plumber arse, I know. I have had a good reason for not updating though....What?You want to hear it!?!?!?Surely not!? If I told you this most f...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 18:48:00 GMT