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twiggy bitch

no jobs on a dead planet

About Me

A little not to my babe kalani, who is the queen of the sing sng ba barny. she rocks she rolls she swings on one leg. she writes on the doors all this with no keg. she who is free of spirit and mind, golden ontop and heart to combind food is her source and a bit more food too, 6 eggs, oodles a noodles and button hole stew. shes not fussy when it comes to da grub, hell shell even eat chips to play pool at the pub. so blase and easy to be but with an energy that her knee doesnt see a beauty she is & has more to unfold. OOH, in 10 years so many stories to be told. -Alia

Background from flickr user

My Interests

mmm i absolutly love adrenaline rushes... and.. oh i dont know... having a fucking blast! just to love life, and live it with a smile. no bushpig

I'd like to meet:

people that like to just have a great time... that dont care what ppl think about them and can just dress up and go crazy at any moment!

Music:

haha wowa music.. well umm... i love alot of music.. i love all the old stuff like hendrix.. beetles... bob.... van m... hehehe... i LOVE the chillies.... greenday.. only old stuff tho... n yea... i love jazz as well.. and the roys!!!!
You Are Best Described By...
Marliyn Monroe
By Andy Warhol What Famous Work of Art Are You?

Movies:

thee hee.. what dont i love?!?!?! but my like, absloute all time fav is....DROP DEAD FRED!! ohh i love child hood movies.. n of course i love my disney classics!!

Television:


Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"I dunno, press the button and find out." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

Books:

EasT baY gReaSE.. hehe thats an awsome one... and oN tHe RoAD is a gud one.. the hippy bible.. haha yea i absolutley love reading! I CAPTURE THE CASTLE is an all time must read!

Heroes:

BESIDES LIZZIE?? WELL UM..
The Koala and the Little Lizard
A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past , looks up and says "Hey Koala ! what are you doing?"
The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.
After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.
But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"
So the koala looks down at him and says:
"Fuuuu - k dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"