Writers needed |
So, uh, I hear you writers are back to work now. Yeah, that's great. Anyway, all those cracks I may have made about not needing any of you...completely unfounded! Well, maybe not completely unfounded,...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 06:39:00 GMT |
My Christmas wish |
All I want for Christmas is to be in Dane Cook's top 8. We used to work out at the same gym, and were rowing machine buddies. But then we had an awkward moment in the showers...sorry bu...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 22:15:00 GMT |
Sisters |
Is it inappropriate to talk about your own sister's sexuality on TV?
Wait, 'sexuality' isn't the right word here. What I mean is 'pussy.' Is it wrong to talk about your sister's pussy?
Posted by on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 06:45:00 GMT |
I like potatoes |
Yeah, I like them baked with a little salt and pepper. No butter.
Good. Good times.
I'm thinking about using this on my show tonight.
Posted by on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 11:01:00 GMT |
Help! With my monologue! |
So I'm having a bit of a problem coming up with funny things for my monologue. I really want to "go political," and grab some of the Daily Show's audience while the getting's good.
This is all I have ...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 06:59:00 GMT |
Coffee cream |
Boy, it sure is hard finding a good flavored coffee cream. A nice butterscotch half-and-half would sure hit the spot.
Posted by on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 20:47:00 GMT |
Why "Douche?" |
So, I've had a number of people ask me lately, "Carson, why 'douche'?" Why do I have this label attached to my MySpace account?Well, to be honest, I've been hearing it for so many years, I never reall...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 18:08:00 GMT |
Help me pick a song! |
Hi gang!
Douchebag Carson Daly here, just wondering if you'd help me pick a song for my MySpace page...something that really gets across what a complete and utter fucking douche I am.
Send me your ide...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 16:06:00 GMT |
