I'd like to meet:
MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile... If u have sex 365 times a year and u melted down all of the condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it? a fuckin goodyear! Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u better have a good hand. Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says! A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy! Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.
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Music:
the BEATLES, NOFX, the doors, Bob Dylan, 311, AFI, Anti-Flag, Fiona Apple, Fozzy's Hero*, the grateful dead, GREEN DAY, Guns-n-Roses, happy hardcore, LED ZEPPELIN, leftover crack, Misfits, Nirvana, No Doubt, Offspring, OPERATION IVY, Pat Benatar, Pearl Jam, Phish, PINK FLOYD, Pixies, Queen, Rancid, Reel Big Fish, Smashing Pumpkins, SUBJECT 9*, SUMBLIME!!!!, system of a down, the SPECIALS, U2, Weezer,
Movies:
OLD SCHOOL! Aladdin, HERCULES!!! SLC PUNK, alice in wonderland, The Doors, Pirates of the Carribean...Mmmm, Johnny Depp...BLOW, waynes world, almost famous, all Adam Sandler movies, DUMB AND DUMBER!!!!van wilder, tommy boy, 13, jawbreaker, the breakfast club, joe dirt, the wedding singer, virgin suicides, dirty dancing, FERNGULLY, BOOGIE NIGHTS*,True Romance, mostly ALL disney movies
Television:
Sex and The City, Friends, The Simpsons, Full House, Saved By The Bell, Real World! mad tv, beavis and butthead, MTV, SOUTH PARK!!!
Books:
"Jim Morrison: No one here gets out alive", " Crosses", "Go Ask Alice"!