the best hangover cure |
is to wake up at six in the morning, take an hour train ride, and then put on some leather gloves and handle about three to four baby barn owls.don't be fooled by 'baby' and 'owl'. they are absolutely...
Posted by raquel on Mon, 19 May 2008 03:27:00 PST |
life goals are important to me |
so today i wrote my cat's name in wet cement in front of my work. i'm getting that much closer.
Posted by raquel on Sat, 17 May 2008 05:51:00 PST |
drunk. teeth. rock. |
today after work i got drunk and went home and listened to an old hot water music 45. i was brushing my teeth when it got all harmoniously screamy and it was like - wow - i love being drunk, i love br...
Posted by raquel on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 06:36:00 PST |
i shot an uzi |
it was, like, the best experience ever. and then right after i went to the liberace museum. from guns to gay in two minutes. fucking awesome.
Posted by raquel on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 03:26:00 PST |
too many cookies |
ugh. my belly is way too full of cookies. when will i learn my lesson?
Posted by raquel on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 08:51:00 PST |
gettin’ dissed |
i'm gona come right out and say it - gettin dissed sucks! and it's been happening a whole lot to me lately. i mean, i'm not so anxious to get myself married off or anything, but jeez loiuse you'd thin...
Posted by raquel on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 07:26:00 PST |
life is magical |
there was a baby bat at the lindsay today and it was the size of the first joint of my thumb. what else can i say.
Posted by raquel on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 04:51:00 PST |
holy shit |
Dave Chapelle ate at my work today. he was really nice - even asked where i was from and spoke a bit of spanish to me.wow.i love him more than before.is that possible?
Posted by raquel on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 08:32:00 PST |
as if i couldn't love life enough... |
...yesterday i got to bottle feed baby raccoons, help hold a baby great horned owl, feed a robin, hold a quail, and see a baby deer. not only that, but did you knoow raccoons come in blonde? learn som...
Posted by raquel on Wed, 23 May 2007 08:10:00 PST |
the only time i cry |
today i woke up to scratchy puking, then profusely drooling, then wheezing, then curled up and shallow breathing. thankfully i live a block away from the vet's office. so i spent the whole morning wor...
Posted by raquel on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 05:36:00 PST |
