BOY NAMED SUE signs to Another Victim Records!

.. Boy Named Sue is a band full of dudes.
We are dudes that drink beer. One kid doesn't, and the redskin smoke's bowls. [of cereal of course]
We like hardcore music and death metal sort of stuff.
We used to be a band of 5 dudes.
3 big dudes, 1 tall skinny white dude, and 1 short brown dude.
The brown dude left and was replaced with his slightly taller also brown cousin.
He left too.
And then a big dude left for school purposes.
Then the other founding big dude left cause he doesn't like us anymore :[
So we replaced him the next day with a taller slightly more native dude.
And got a new drummer dude
So we were 4 dudes.
1 tall skinny white dude with tattoo's and big ear holes that drinks too much beer.
1 shorter, younger white boy who doesn't do much of anything but drums and chill with us
1 big red kid with long hair and piercings
And 1 slightly pink big white kid with a couple tattoo's and ear holes that enjoys grey's anatomy.
We dudes like people to mosh at our shows.
Not push mosh like the punk and nu-metal hot topic kids do.
But rather, bring the mosh like the hardcore kids do, and kick faces, dance hard, two step and crowd kill.
Our music is OUR music.
We write what we want, we name it how we see fit, we take it as seriously as possible while having an insane amount of fun.
We write for ourselves, and hope in the process you grow to enjoy our musical stylings.
Have sex to our music.
Drink to our music.
Be Edge to our music if you would prefer that.
We don't discriminate.
But whatever your style, be safe with it.
If you see us at a show, or playing a show, come say Hi. We don't bite, and we are pretty friendly.
Dictated, Not read.
Boy Named Sue.
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