Her Heinous - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Outspoken (sometimes to a fault); irrational; logical; neurotic; losing my keys (unfortunate but constantly true); having a touch of OCD (yes, I can admit it); alone time; a few friends who really matter; acquaintence friends who don't really matter; being away from where I live; being where I live; my humble abode; my mom; my career; road trips; making the best out of my life; nature; chocolate; not doing drugs; not smoking; being a slight slob; Phoenix Gold Lager (imported from Esquimalt); doing things besides getting wasted; getting wasted on occasion; photography; belly dancing... that's all for now.
Sometimes I'm terrible at emailing people back. It's nothing personal, I'm just a shitty, inconsiderate person. Sometimes I type so quickly, I don't make any sense.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Who ever, whatever, and where ever.

Music:

GWAR, My Dog Popper, Richard Cheese, The Agriculture Club, Dan Bern, The Offspring, Nine Inch Nails, Sip Yek Nom, Lupus, the Dayglo Abortions, Leftover Crack, Bad Brains, The Goats, Necro, Non Phixion, Tenacious D, nomeansno, plus more, but this isn't an interesting read.

Movies:

Pan's Labyrinth, Stand By Me, Fubar, The Departed, Being John Malkovich, Throw Mama from the Train Ichi the Killer, It's All Gone Pete Tong,Battle Royale,documentaries such as DAD,Midnight Cowboy, Cannibal the Musical, Borat!,It's Pat, Donnie Darko, PeeWee's Big Adventure, The Jacket,and of course, Cabin Boy.

Television:

Grey's Anatomy, Little Britain, Flavor of Love, Ice T's Rap School, Rick Mercer Report, Judge Judy, The Ultimate Fighter, The Hour, The Office (UK), Dog the Bounty Hunter, South Park, Trailer Park Boys, Samurai Pizza Cats, Get A Life, Coronation Street, the local news, Ali G, Red Dwarf, Family Guy...

Books:

I collect a lot of books, but I rarely read them.

My Blog

Camel Toes and Moose Knuckles

What's up with the camel toe phenomena? I went to the local karaoke club tonight where I witnessed a pretty girl wearing spandex singing a couple of duets with her male counter part. She had the crazi...
Posted by Her Heinous on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 12:11:00 PST

Santa Farce

I've been staying with my mom for the last few days while I'm here before I go back to work. Mom's recently started working in the local post office, and the post master asked if she'd forge letters f...
Posted by Her Heinous on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 04:13:00 PST

Crocs Are Crap

I absolutely detest these ridiculous shoes. It has come to my attention as of late that I am not alone in my hatred for these "shoes", which are probably technically sandals.Over the last two years, t...
Posted by Her Heinous on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 01:04:00 PST

The Dress

So, I bought this dress the other day. I wasn't really sure what I actually thought of it because I had no one else there at the store to give me an honest opinion about how I *really* looked. I only ...
Posted by Her Heinous on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 01:55:00 PST

Zoe Licastro Memorial Award

Hey, check out this article about the Zoe Licastro Memorial Award.http://www.vicnews.com/portals-code/list.cgi?paper=36& cat=43&id=1014578&more=0...
Posted by Her Heinous on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 07:16:00 PST

Kylo Cowlishaw: May 17, 1993 - April 11, 2007

I've dreaded this day since the day I got Kylo when she was 5 weeks old. Until today, Kylo was riddled with cancer and was was deteriorating rapidly. Today we decided to end her suffering by putting K...
Posted by Her Heinous on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 07:51:00 PST

Kylo is the best dog that's ever lived

Kylo has been the greatest dog I could have ever hoped for, ever. I got her when I left home when I was 12 years old. She represents a huge piece of me and what I've been through in my life. She's alw...
Posted by Her Heinous on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 11:48:00 PST

Bum Fights

Donny and I were walking downtown Saturday night - down Yates near Blanshard. Donny was like, "Let's cross the street. There's shit going down." Next thing I saw and heard was an older guy gettin...
Posted by Her Heinous on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 01:27:00 PST

RIP Jason Dean Brown

Below are the emails I've sent to people over the last couple of days to help me through what I've experienced.Janurary 27, 2007I went to go see Jay Brown before work tonight. He's in Hospice. I feel ...
Posted by Her Heinous on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 04:43:00 PST

I Hate Clubs.

Venting... I went to a club last night, which is a rarity. I went with my friend X, and an acquaintance of mine/good friend of X's, Y and his workmate, Z. So everything seems to be hun...
Posted by Her Heinous on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 08:46:00 PST