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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Honestly. . . I don't know who I'd like to meet. . . I guess, I'd prefer to meet people who can meet at least 1 of the following requirements: 1.) Doesn't do heroin. . . Cuz I hear its bad for you. 2.) Doesn't kill people. . . Cuz I hear its bad for the health of the people you kill. . . Let them die naturally of death. . . 3.) Doesn't come up with a list of requirements for potential people they'd like to meet 4.) Understands the difference between a pound of feathers and a pound of rocks is less than or equal to the sum of the equation 14 + 789,567 / 2 x 25.768 - 3.142 x 0 (Study based on the impressive findings of Tim's Theory of Relative Stupidity, that also required extensive research into Tim's study of Advanced Subtractive Additional Multiplication of Fractional Margins and Graphical Vertices for Human Intelligent Quotients of above 20, but below 160, and residing between the ages of birth to death) 5.) Likes jokes. . . 6.) uh. . . understands there is a distinct difference between English and whatever it is I speak. . . 7.) Doesn't procrastinate 8.) Shit. . . The hell with number 8. . . I'll do it later 9.) Never hypocritical (unless you didn't really mean what you said the first time) 10.) Doesn't (fill in the blank with whatever you think I should or shouldn't like you for)

Five Two
People Iced: Fifty Two
Car Bombs Planted: Fifty Two
Favorite Weapon Dual Superfingers
Arms Broken: Five Thousand Two-Hundred Fifty Two
Eyes Gouged: Fifty Two Hundred
Tongues Cut Off: Fifty Two
Biggest Enemy: Sideways Shelley
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My Blog

Beginning of a new song I wrote tonight

I fall apart inside your eyesTrying to swallow all my prideI'm tongue tied on the words I need to sayTo youAll this time I've wondered whyI am just a passer byI think I'll stop and have another drinko...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Dec 2008 03:42:00 GMT

Sigh

I deserve a chance.  Why am I doomed to spend my life alone?
Posted by on Wed, 10 Dec 2008 07:44:00 GMT

Lyrics to new song in progress

As I walk around this placewith all these memories of your faceall starin back at me, like an analogy for a better placeNow I sit here all alone3:40 am by the phoneJust hopin you will call, so I can f...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 23:14:00 GMT

Check out my group's 24 hour video race's video

If you want to check out the 24 hour video race project that my group completed this year, even though we didn't get in because of original audio difficulties. . . However, that's all been fixed, and...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 16:07:00 GMT

Deleted Pictures Blogs. . .

Hey guys. . . If you want a copy of the pictures from my party this weekend, send me a message and let me know. . . In the meantime, because I don't want anyone at work to get into trouble, I've tak...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 21:53:00 GMT