I'd like to meet:
Honestly. . . I don't know who I'd like to meet. . . I guess, I'd prefer to meet people who can meet at least 1 of the following requirements:
1.) Doesn't do heroin. . . Cuz I hear its bad for you.
2.) Doesn't kill people. . . Cuz I hear its bad for the health of the people you kill. . . Let them die naturally of death. . .
3.) Doesn't come up with a list of requirements for potential people they'd like to meet
4.) Understands the difference between a pound of feathers and a pound of rocks is less than or equal to the sum of the equation 14 + 789,567 / 2 x 25.768 - 3.142 x 0 (Study based on the impressive findings of Tim's Theory of Relative Stupidity, that also required extensive research into Tim's study of Advanced Subtractive Additional Multiplication of Fractional Margins and Graphical Vertices for Human Intelligent Quotients of above 20, but below 160, and residing between the ages of birth to death)
5.) Likes jokes. . .
6.) uh. . . understands there is a distinct difference between English and whatever it is I speak. . .
7.) Doesn't procrastinate
8.) Shit. . . The hell with number 8. . . I'll do it later
9.) Never hypocritical (unless you didn't really mean what you said the first time)
10.) Doesn't (fill in the blank with whatever you think I should or shouldn't like you for)
Five Two
People Iced: Fifty Two
Car Bombs Planted: Fifty Two
Favorite Weapon Dual Superfingers
Arms Broken: Five Thousand Two-Hundred Fifty Two
Eyes Gouged: Fifty Two Hundred
Tongues Cut Off: Fifty Two
Biggest Enemy: Sideways Shelley
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