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About Me

I did nothing today. Oh sure, maybe the rampant television watching and gratuitous masturbation is impressive to you slackers. But it leaves me hollow. I'm driven! Driven I say! If I could just quit soiling my burka maybe I'd get some work done.... Curse you Nice Weather! You mock me... so nice... and coddling...

My Interests

Snorting rails of cocaine off of homeless children's asses.

I'd like to meet:

The Papparazzi

Music:

The classics: Barry Manilow, Clay Aiken, Regis Philben and P Diddy.

Movies:

Any romantic comedy starring Dolph Lundgren and Bette Midler.

Television:

Al-Jazeera, HBO Family, WWJDTV

Books:

The Kama Sutra for Dummies, any literature published by Code Pink

Heroes:

Captain America, Green Lantern, The Tic, The Autobots, Michael Jackson