I believe that knowledge is infinite and that ignorance is ten times that. I believe that the world is secretly run by hyper intelligent pan dimensional mice. I believe in the existence of alien life, that man is alone in the universe and that Elvis is alive and well somewhere. I believe that kissing is still one of the greatest pleasures in the known universe and beyond. I believe that all politicians are corrupt but they're better than the alternative. I believe that someday music will save the world and that someday religion will end it. I believe that men and women are different species and the sooner we accept that the better off we'll be. I believe that no matter how bad it seems, it could always be worse. I believe in a woman's right to choose, a baby's right to live and that not putting the right to good use is what got you in this mess in the first place. I believe that bears have a good idea with this hibernation thing. I believe that there is a difference between sex and love but that difference depends on who you ask. I believe that magic exists and that science can prove anything. I believe that people that don't date because there are no good men/women left in the world are quitters. I believe that we are all unique and that none of us are special enough to warrant better treatment. I believe that love conquers all and that anger will get you through alot of the crap that love puts you through. I believe that people equate happiness with the movement and possession of little pieces of green paper, but the paper doesn't seem to be all too concerned with it. I believe it's possible to be alive and dead at the same time, but not in a creepy cannibal zombie kind of way. I believe that one day Mother Nature will rise up and show us just who's boss. I believe that while all life is precious the death penalty is a good idea if the law and justice are on the same side...but when is that ever going to happen? I believe that god loves ugly. I believe that everyone is looking for love but the really good ones are looking for more than one night of it. I believe that philosophical debate is a way of making a really confusing situation more confusing. I believe that the difference between intelligence and wisdom is looking at the sky or the ground...the wise always watch where they are going. I believe that you have to love yourself before you can truly love someone else. I believe that daydreaming is a completely worthwhile waste of time. I believe that he who laughs last didn't get it and he who laughs first is too smart for his own good. I believe that life is too short for regrets, too long to hold a grudge and too uncertain to take too seriously. I believe there are two ways to be rich: make more or desire less. I believe that people would be alot less uptight if they got laid a little more. I believe that we're selling kids short by diagnosing them with all these disorders then doping them to the gills. I believe in telling the truth, there's a lot less to remember that way. I believe the best things in life aren't things. I believe that there is someone out there for everyone and that some of us were meant to be alone. I believe in a benevolent loving god that cares for me and is concerned for my well being and a god that mixed everything up in a pot, set it on the stove then forgot about it completely and left to go play lawn darts with his/her other deity buddies. I believe that people who think the world isn't beautiful don't open their eyes enough. I believe that good and evil are a matter of perspective. I believe that life is a game, a cruel joke, a contest and that all the crap that happens in your life has happened to other people before so you should quit your bitchin' hang on and enjoy the ride.
