~Teh Bill~ - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Goofy old bald guy, who acts like a kid still, in fact i will probably be that way till the day i die.(at least i hope i will)... If you're on my friends List, you are there for a reason. If i invite you to be on it, there's a reason for that too. If i accept a friend request from you, there is also a reason for that as well. Please do not think i am a "mySpace" friend's list whore... I am Not.. i will not request, or approve any request unless the person requesting is someone unique or special in some way. I do hope this doesn't hurt anyone's feelings... Gosh i sure do love my butter butt..... (Buster)LOL
Here's my newest adventure... In the pictures above, i have to fight with workman's comp again... too much fun....
Next time some whiney lil bitch wants to sit there in the comfort and safety provided to us by our soldiers and run their mouth berating them and putting them down, show them this, then politely tell them to STFU and go away...
maybe we can buy them all a ticket to Iran and they can go live there for the rest of their pathetic lives...
I only have one request of my friends, that is "if you ever see me walking around pissed off at the world, and looking like life has passed me by, just shoot me, and put me out of my misery".
For some reason, i'm considered a "playah" around these parts.... not sure why though. I talk to lots of folks and always have a smile or a joke to share. I don't go out much, and i don't get to live life the way i envisioned it when i was younger, but i really can't gripe.. life's been good to me so far,(forgive the pun) and even though it's not the "high life", it's good, and i really have no call to complain.
I Am a Beagle Puppy
Cheerful, energetic, and happy go lucky.
And you're sense of smell is absolutely amazing! What Breed of Puppy Are You?

My Interests

two 3 letter words... i'll let you guess what they are...
LOL
By the way,,,,, that's NOT them..... LOL

El Gringo Loco
People Iced: 16
Car Bombs Planted: 19
Favorite Weapon Piano Wire
Arms Broken: 10
Eyes Gouged: 27
Tongues Cut Off: 8
Biggest Enemy: Betty the Biych
Get Your HITMAN Name

I'd like to meet:

Mrs. Right.....,
no, i don't mean Miss. "buy me a phone card, or some food, or some weed", or miss. hey you know i'll hook you up if you hook me up "hood rat" little seksy ass bitch, who has about 5 mins to spend IF she can fit you into her schedule, or squeeze you in between text messages and "wat up?" phone calls. and NO Lil Miss Psycho isn't needed either... Just plain old Mrs. Right will do fine.....

My Wrestler Name Is...
Headhunter Psycho What's Your Wrestler Name?If you see this, and get it, then it's all good, if ya don't get it, don't sweat it... It's not for you........

Myspace Editor

If you were to buy me, it would cost you $156,276.88! What are you worth? Find Out Here

Music:

Hate: elevator muzak...... how can anyone in good concience destroy a song that way? Love: Quite Storm, i need love, Bad day, hot for teacher, make you sweat, on my own, Mrs. Jones (LRP), Flirt (LRP).... i'm sure you get the idea.... I love Music, it's one of the things that can set you free.. Music (when done right) unlocks all of the freedom your heart and soul could ever want, it allows you to be what you want, what you wish, and wherever your heart longs to be.. a good song can take you up and instill a feeling of love, it can also bring tears to your eyes, and unlock the feelings you've put away for a long time. I don't care if you're the baddest SOB in the valley... a song that's done right can show you just how human you really are.....

Movies:

action, Sci-Fi, (anything to do with Star Trek) shoot em up kill em all, blow shit up, drive fast, burn rubber, get the girl, be a hero, save the world movies yeah i even like those "feel good" movies..

Television:

what's that? local stations? naw, never watch them, nothing but brain rot there... now satelite TV? that's a whole different story... 82 gazillion channels, a DVR and only one remote.... yeah that's the ticket......

Books:

The "Dragonriders of Pern" trilogy by a lady named Anne McCaffrey. awesome story, well written, and at least 3 thumbs up. then there's a story by Piers Anthony about a guy who is caught between two worlds in a series of books starting with "Blue Adept", another story i found quite worth reading.

Heroes:

my Mom... nuff said....
I Am The Green Lantern Green Lantern 90% Superman 80% Spider-Man 80% Robin 70% The Flash 60% Batman 55% Supergirl 55% Iron Man 55% Catwoman 50% Wonder Woman 45% Hulk 35% Hot-headed. I have strong
will power and a good imagination.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz

My Blog

Lil Rok Playaz

I just wanted to add this to my blog as well as the posted Bulliten i did..The Lil Rok Playaz, http://www.myspace.com/lilrokplayazhttp://www.myspace.com/li lrokplayaz2 They are a couple of guys from Li...
Posted by ~Teh Bill~ on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 09:57:00 PST

Seatbelts.. Why you should always wear them, and how one saved my life...

This story is also available at http://www.bcs-bcs.com/truck/index.htm in the event that you would like to see the pictures.... now i don't know enough about mySpace yet to make them show h...
Posted by ~Teh Bill~ on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 12:52:00 PST

One of my Poems......

Here's a poem I wrote about 15 years ago. I never see the person I wrote it for any more, and probably never will again, but I thought Id share this with yall in the hopes that it will give you ...
Posted by ~Teh Bill~ on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 01:25:00 PST

Changed My Display name today

Don't worry, i've not developed a multiple personallity disorder or anything,,,, Just saw lots of "Bill" s on My Space, and wanted to be different... };O)~ TTFN...
Posted by ~Teh Bill~ on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 09:20:00 PST

About Buster, my new Buddy.....

Buster is a Chow Mix, he's about 4 years old, and has been taken care of quite well. When i met Buster he was sitting in a pen in the Williamsburg Ky. dog shelter scheduled to be put to sleep. When th...
Posted by ~Teh Bill~ on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 11:54:00 PST

More StUfF

well it's July 5 - 06, made another friend of sorts over the past few days/weeks... Damn she's cute as hell too :) She has a real nice MySpace site, and she even lives close (ki...
Posted by ~Teh Bill~ on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 09:37:00 PST