Hi! I'm Augustus
.. Augustus Hogan
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Have some proverbs:
A calm sea does not make a skilled sailor.
A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.
A careless word may kindle strife.
A cruel word may wreck a life.
A timely word may level stress.
A loving word may heal and bless.
A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other.
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody has.
A computer beat me at chess once. But, it was no match for me at kick boxing.
A computer is almost human - except that it does not blame its mistakes on another computer.
Action may not always be happiness, but there is no happiness without action.
Adolescence and snow are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.
A drop of ink may make a million think.
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
A fair face may fade, but a beautiful soul last forever.
A friend is someone who dances with you in the sunlight and walks beside you in the shadows.
A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.
A friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked.
After all is said and done, more is said than done.
A gentle word, like summer rain, may soothe some heart and banish pain. What joy or sadness often springs, from just the simple little things!
A good character is the best tombstone. Those who loved you and were helped by you will remember you when forget-me-nots have withered. Carve your name on hearts, not on marble.
A good conscience is a soft pillow.
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up.
A guilty conscience needs no accuser.
A hug is a great gift... one size fits all, and it's easy to exchange.
Algebra was easy for the Romans because "X" was always 10.
A lie has speed, but truth has endurance.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
A man who throws dirt loses ground.
An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind.
Anger opens the mouth and shuts the mind.
Any car will last a lifetime - if you are careless enough.
A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience.
A smile is a curve that sets things straight.
A true friend walks in when the world walks out.
Beat me with the truth, don't torture me with lies.
Be bold in what you stand for; and careful what you fall for.
Be careful of the words you say.
And keep them soft and sweet.
For you never know from day to day.
Which ones you'll have to eat.
Being cool, is not trying to be cool.
Being right is highly overrated. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
Being yourself is being the person everyone else wants you to be.
Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are - you aren't.
Better an end with pain, than pain with no end.
BIRTHDAY BELIEF SYSTEMS
Idealism: Happy Birthday.
Capitalism: I shopped all day for your birthday.
Atheism: I can't believe it's your birthday.
Hinduism: Holy Cow! Is it your birthday?
Taoism: It's everybody's birthday.
Buddhism: If your birthday party was held in the forest and nobody came... would it make a sound?
Existentialism: Your birthday means nothing to me.
Sarcasm: You don't look half bad for someone twice your age.
Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear.
Dance as if no one's watching, love as if it's never going to hurt.
Deja moo: The feeling that you've heard this Bull before!
Do for others with no desire of returned favor. We all should plant some trees we'll never sit under.
Doing a thing wrong for a long period of time gives it the superficial appearance of being right.
Don't be afraid of the dark, be afraid of what it hides...
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
Don't ever slam a door- you may want to go back.
Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
Don't tell God how big your problems are...tell your problems how big your God is.
Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today.
Drink wet cement and get really stoned.
Due to financial difficulties the light at the end of the tunnel has temporarily been switched off.
