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About Me

alright. here's the rub. i like capitalism (everyone was thinking it, but i SAID it.) i appreciate the finer things like elitism, interpol and sequins. glitter is great, as well. i'm like a squirrel with that shit...you flash some of that around and i lose all comprehension...i'll stop mid-sentence, i swear to god. i enjoy giving dirty looks. small children make me uncomfortable...so do menacing insects such as wasps and bees. while i'm at it, i also don't like the out-of-doors. i don't wanna be anywhere that will increase my chances of getting dirty or something biting me or looking at me or what have you. i frown upon kids that take a couple of design classes and think they're art stars. i just can't get behind that shit. thats all. bye.update. i've moved to los angeles. the end. bye...

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pretty much don't message me if you want to verbally accost me about my screen name. i don't kick kitties...i pay my dues to peta each year. its a nickname. get off my back about it.

My Blog

...miami bound in one week.

wowowowow.i'm a trainer now!  what?!  who decided that?i'm so excited.  its on now.  me and tracy, takin' london on.see you bitches in miami next week.
Posted by on Thu, 24 May 2007 10:31:00 GMT

i'm speaking european!

i just had the best idea ever.let's start a collections of "little rock-isms".  i know she's said enough stupid/weird/nonsensical shit to fill volumes of books.  i shall start...-"i've contr...
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 14:56:00 GMT

...how are things on the west coast?

only two more months til the new interpol album comes out.  screw may and june...they're overrated.  roll on july.
Posted by on Thu, 10 May 2007 15:19:00 GMT

...shopping list

may i take a moment to talk about all the culinary masterpieces i miss from the mother country...1. buscuits and gravy.  a box of bisquick costs like 10 bones out here.  and its not the same...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 05:31:00 GMT

...i wanna live like common people

to whomever is in control of this ramshackle operation:why is nu-rave still allowed to go on?  hasn't it passed it's 2 week expiration date?  i take it back about how much i hate the trustfu...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 16:59:00 GMT

i can't think of a subject line.

so i have conjuctivitis.  pink eye to yous guys.  con-junky-funky-eye-tis to me.  but the english form is weak.  weak like their hearts and their sense of bravado.  all its do...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 14:41:00 GMT

london is burning and i...i live by the river

dear london fashion...you are boring.  you are played-out.  you are unimaginative.  and worst of all, you look cheap.  you look like the illegitimite love-child of the blandness of...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 03:12:00 GMT

so maybe tomorrow

this year i shall...-punch people in the face when they tell me to "smile." i hate that shit. if you want to make me smile then throw yourself down the stairs. short of that, don't waste my time. ...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 14:39:00 GMT

first i get hot then i get cold

so we have a ghost that haunts my store. from time to time, my staff has said that you can feel someone standing right behind you as you do makeup (is he picking up tips?) or it all of a sudden gets ...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 15:17:00 GMT

...its my life. don't you forget...

i wear an nc 20 now. theres no denying it. i'm actually scared to try an nc 15 cause i think it might match better...this is what london does to you. it takes your worst fears and makes them true.
Posted by on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 02:50:00 GMT