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mike

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About Me

If Kermit the Frog had an uncle that smoked, drank, and told dirty jokes, that would be me.

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My Interests

Movies, Music, travelling the world without a map

I'd like to meet:

"no thing i do dont do no thing but bring me more to do, its true, I do, I bring my blue unto myself, I make it bitter"

"space may be the final frontier but its made in a Hollywood basement"

"you say the magic's gone, but im not an magician. you say the spark is gone so get an electrician"

"like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb she whimpered just a little when she felt my hand"

"If world war 3 is fought with nuclear weapons, then world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones."
Modern International Politics.
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Music:

Music changes with mood. Lately I'm on the Johnny Cash bandwagon. Lauren hoffman is great with my morning coffee and Fiest is sweet with my midnight tea. that sounds like total bullshit doesn't it? but its true. so fuck you for being mean.

Movies:

true romance, slacker, trainspotting, the muppet movie, the breakfast club, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Weird Science, scarface, night on earth, once were warriors, blue in face, say anything, the good thief, rodger dodger, city of god, and my movie !!!!

Television:

i like to do it like they do on the discovery channel but the sheep keeps giving me grief.

Books:

stranger in a strange land. harry pooper books, the da vinci code, way of the peaceful warrior, the secret of santa vittoria, the eight

Heroes:

max, king of all the wild things
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My Blog

june babies

wow man. june babies rock! i felt like an old hippie when i typed that, even weirder i heard it in my head as i typed it. must be a flashback. that happens in your thrities right? wow thirties. fuck. ...
Posted by mike on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 02:11:00 PST

brazil

i can't believe i spent two weeks in flip flops and now I am running around in the freezing snow. its one serious adjustment.My advice, go to brazil. just go. dont think about it. dont debate. bring a...
Posted by mike on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 06:06:00 PST

cooking show host

so filmmakers hang out with filmmakers and like all dorks we talk shop for hours. movies, one liners, characters, when is ben affleck going to retire and how pervy is it to have a crush on natalie por...
Posted by mike on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 02:41:00 PST

Who Were You In High School?

This thing is addictive.Slacker KidHigh school was a place you showed up occasionally, but you didn't really leave a mark.You hated rules, authority, and structure. In fact, you still do.Who Were You ...
Posted by mike on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 01:19:00 PST

my seduction style (Tania blew up the spot!)

Your Seduction Style: The CharmerYou're a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement.You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you.By establishing this deep connection quickly,...
Posted by mike on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 01:16:00 PST

costa rica

NO MORE COMPUTERSSSSS!!!! I edit baseball games at night and i edit my movie all day. Its looking great but its not like I know anybody named wienstien. im done. that's it. im going to costa rica for...
Posted by mike on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 06:44:00 PST

dagnabitfrigfragginackalacka!!!!

we were robbed. ROBBED!!!! that first base umpire from the yankees angels game 5 is a LITTLE BITCH!!!! granted we went to hell offensively AND defensively but you cant rob my boy cano. that's just not...
Posted by mike on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 05:07:00 PST

being over emotional

it has come to my attention that i am prone to emotional out bursts such as screaming at televisions during sporting events and singing while intoxicated and moaning when i am bored. if any of these t...
Posted by mike on Sun, 04 Sep 2005 08:50:00 PST

the state of the yankees

its hard being a yankee fan. u spend ten years kicking everybody's ass and then a losing streak breaks the dam of haters!!! im even getting grief from baltimore fans. baltimore? isnt that the capital ...
Posted by mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

jack nicholson is the man

January 10, 2005 -- 'I ONLY take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman," said that giant role model for America, one Jack Nicholson, actor, age 66.
Posted by mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST