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PSYCHÖKUNT

warn your next girlfriend....

About Me

An imaginary band with real songs, Psychökunt is. Of Valhalla from the depths, Odin exhiled a group of savage Valkyrie to the earth where, charged with the task of harrowing the hearts of mankind with fear and jealousy, were they. Furious, to live a life of vengeance the women vowed, with enemies and war carving a path blazen. Formed, Psychökunt was, and heard by every man destined to take a future lover, a battlecry was. Consider yourself warned. Yeesssssss.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 12/3/2007
Record Label: Fort Awesome Records
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

I is to there comings...

Tonights I for to goings it of there Pierced Arrows in talkings them to seriously of its metals. I will to tellings it Fred to considers for there palm mutings och squealies.
Posted by PSYCHÖKUNT on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 12:51:00 PST

OMG! Guess what?!

Form a line; I'll give you a reason to cry. No one likes you. Commit suicide. I am sick and tired of hearing you whine. Are you upset because your vag is bigger than mine?!...
Posted by PSYCHÖKUNT on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 04:14:00 PST

Kelsey for President!

Or for the new front woman of our band!  She doesn't even need to have any musical talent because I think she "gets it."  I think she needs to agree to this arrangement before Tom deletes he...
Posted by PSYCHÖKUNT on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 10:56:00 PST

About us...

  ..> ..> ABOUT PSYCHÖKUNT Name: PSYCHÖKUNT Birthday: 666 is for its my numberings of its birth. Birthplace: Burns of the Hel. Current Location: Portland for it's bitching livings here. E...
Posted by PSYCHÖKUNT on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 12:15:00 PST

Go forth and die...

Once upon a time, a river of blood dripping from your spinal cord formed a super group called Psychokunt.  They make everyone jealous.  The end.  Fuck you, Psychokunt 3  ...
Posted by PSYCHÖKUNT on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 10:32:00 PST

Salutinks Unicorns with hands

Alo!  Dead to dummy bears out with metal.  I like Manowar, because they stand for correct bears out with metal, and when they come to townen, speakers explode. 
Posted by PSYCHÖKUNT on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 09:52:00 PST

Welcome to the world of PSYCHÖKUNT!


Posted by PSYCHÖKUNT on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 04:52:00 PST

mailbag 3 WIN A DATE WITH NATHAN

----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Snow Bud and the Flower PeopleDate: Dec 10, 2007 12:38 PMWIN A DATE WITH NATHAN (BASS PLAYER)GIRLS WITH THREE NIPPLES OR MISSING LIMBS ARE ENC...
Posted by PSYCHÖKUNT on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 10:46:00 PST

mailbag 2 - FYI

---------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: PSYCHÖKUNTDate: Dec 10, 2007 3:25 PMWe were sent from the future to cut off your balls.----------------- Original Message -----------------From...
Posted by PSYCHÖKUNT on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 10:37:00 PST

mailbag 1 Dorene

-----------------From: DoreneDate: Dec 12, 2007 10:29 AMI was interested in having you guys play an all ages show in Portland sometime in February . Please email me back with the name and telephone nu...
Posted by PSYCHÖKUNT on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 10:32:00 PST