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josh

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About Me

I am a senior at Maine Maritime Academy, probably the best school in the world. Next year around this time I will be shipping out on very large ships as an engineer for big oil companies or will be bringing cheap items to America to be sold in stores like walmart. Or I might even be on a supply ship to deliver goods to our soldiers and stuff. I dunno exactly what I am going to do right now but pretty much I work in a large rocking powerplant. I am really just waiting for snow right now, its right around the corner and I can't wait. Oh yeah, I have very high ceilings in my apartment and sometimes I run around places naked. I think Jim Henson said it best when he said, I think I got a cold.

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My Interests

Snowboarding, traveling, boating, running into walls, drinkng jager and tequila, rally car racing, demolition derbies, girls that smell nice, scuba diving, freestyle tap dancing and lots of other crazy shit

I'd like to meet:

Most people I would like to meet. There are some categories of people who I would not like to meet though. Here are people I would NOT like to meet: 1. People who wear visors with the Nike swoosh thing. 2. Liers and theifs. 3. Random people who puke in my house (if I know you its ok). 4. People who think they are gangster (other than me). 5. Smelly people 6. people who think they are better than other people for things they do like not eating meet. I dont care if you dont do these things, just dont feel that you are special because of it. Plus meat is damn good and you know it. And again, what is with the fucking tofu hotdogs and tofu burgers and bacon and shit. Really. If you are going to eat something that resembles meat and not just eat meat I guess you are too complex for me and you would hurt my brain and I dont want that. 7. People who I would like and dont suck.

Music:

Grand Buffett, Kanye, Beck, The D, Jet, Gorillaz, Postal Service, Reel Big Fish, Daft Punk, Bob Marley, Clapton, AC/DC, As fast As, Rocktopus, Paranoid Social Club, Atmosphere, Felt 1/2, Death Cab, The doors, dropkick murphys, franz ferdinand, the killers, modest mouse, jamiroquai, jedi mind tricks, cage, matisyahu, mozart, nirvana o.a.r. ok go, prodigy, queen, queens of the stonage, Red hot chili peppers, rolling stones, the streets, sublime, toby keith, weezer, the white stripes, ... too much shit to list i like it all

Movies:

Sin City, Requim for a Dream, Napolean Dynamite, Fight Club, Back to the Future, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Batman Begins, Johnny Cash, wedding crashers, anchorman, ferris buellers day off, and all the other movies that are good.

Television:

I dont watch much of it but except Family Guy, Futurama and Aquateen Hunger Force, sometimes Smallville, but only to play the Seal Harbor Smallville drinking game. Oh yeah and Ali-g.

Books:

Haven't read too much lately except textbooks...

Heroes:

Lord Grunge, Grape-A-Don, Slug and some dude down the street

My Blog

Shippin buddy

I am in motherfuckin Greece fucknuggets. I have been on the USNS Henson for the past month, in Lituania, Spain and now I am in Greece for three weeks. This is the first time that I have been on the in...
Posted by josh on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 09:22:00 PST

pox in a box

yayyyyyi got chicken pox yayyyy 
Posted by josh on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 05:24:00 PST

fuck you

fuck all you motherfuckers fuck you!!!!!!!!!!1 FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!! You know who you are!
Posted by josh on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 10:20:00 PST

3 A/E

Passed all my tests. Got very drunk. Never again. Never again will I get so drunk. It is 12:30 right now and I stopped drinking a day ago and guess what? I AM STILL FUCKING HUNGOVER. My door is cracke...
Posted by josh on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 09:41:00 PST

my family people

Vanessa popped out Vincent yesterday. It was cool. I saw him and he was cute and such. He moved all around and was like whats up man and stuff. So cool. One of the coolest things ever. So small. Conra...
Posted by josh on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 11:51:00 PST

need

i need something. dont yet know what it is. i need it though. really bad. 
Posted by josh on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 04:43:00 PST

Borat

So today I am going to see Borat. I have almost waited my whole life for this movie. Maybe even longer than that. It is going to be the best movie ever. I will cry, i will laugh and i will possibly ju...
Posted by josh on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 11:37:00 PST

every day the starts with a letter is a drinking day

The summer is for drinking. I want some Barenjager but I do not know where the hell I can get it. This depresses me. I love to drink. I am not an alcoholic, the booze just makes the headaches go away....
Posted by josh on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 09:15:00 PST

boating around

For anyone who wants to know: I am leaving May 3rd on my ship going to Ireland, Poland, Spain and Portland Maine and will be back in Bar Harbor around the last week of June. So, my cell phon...
Posted by josh on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 10:43:00 PST

I want Jager

I love jager. I love it when it touches my lips. I would like to drink Jager every night before I go to bed and every morning when I wake up. I really want one of those Jager kegerators. Oh yeah and I...
Posted by josh on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 02:00:00 PST