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*BIRDY*

I must have a death wish

About Me



Left Winged Right Brained
I'm one of those vegetarian, animal loving, bleeding heart types except i shave regularly and say "like" and "dude" alot. I try to help out the world when I can. I'm a what you see is what you get type of person. I'm pretty retarded but mostly I'm just pretty. :P I come from the "It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg" kind of life philosophy. I believe that health care systems in capitalistic societies are pure evil. I don't understand how people that say their names repeatedly have successful rap albums like Mike Jones. I wish I could have the chance to whoop George W. Bush's ass myself. I love Star Trek TNG though I have not been to a convention in a while. I believe that all problems in the world are rooted in greed, apathy, and intolerance. I think organized religion (not the faith itself) is the most destructive force on the planet having been responsible for most atrocities in history masked as "righteousness". I can eat eggs with almost anything. I think sport fishing is for pussies cause its the equivalent to holding a baby's head under water for fun. I absolutely loathe liars. I dislike the salesman type and believe that bud light is truly the most tastiest beverage ever.

My Interests

school sleep masturbate sleep school sleep beer school beer again sleep masturbate school sleep masturbate

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I'd like to meet:

hmmmm.. Billy Joel, Voltaire, Mark Twain, Winston Churchill, Molly Shannon, Joan Cusack, Pamela Anderson, Sacha Cohen, and Prince.

I have tons of awesome friends. They are typically cool, down to earth people. Not into pretentiousness. If you care more about your rims than your soul...... then don't even bother. I have a wonderful family that is always supportive of me and my endeavors.... rain or shine. I like people that are smart, humble, and altruistic. I can't stand mean people that are disloyal, rude, inconsiderate, NOSEY!!! and judgmental. Apathy is not sexy.

I DON'T ADD PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW IN "REAL" LIFE.... (except for Tom) I know everyone on my friends list. I also believe myspace is an adult community inappropriate for children 14 and under therefore I will not be accepting those add requests... except from Sheila's kids cause she personally monitors their online behavior.

Music:

Anything but country.. if you wanna see me puke, play some hick country or Mexican music.

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind/ Arthur/ LOTR 1-2-3, / Say Anything / Who Killed the Electric Car / Fast Food Nation / Thank you for Smoking / Team America / Sicko /

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Birdy
Birthday: 3/8/78
Birthplace: Fresno, Ca
Current Location: San Jose, Ca
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown with streaks
Height: 5'5
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Native American Indian, Irish, Sicilian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Kenneth Cole
Your Weakness: Strong, sexy forearms
Your Fears: Burglar, Inruders.. I'll shoot them and ask questions later
Your Perfect Pizza: Olives, Green peppers, Extra Sauce & Cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Walk without a cane for 365 days straight
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where am I?
Your Best Physical Feature: Boobs, Hair and Smile!
Your Bedtime: Whenever I'm ready
Your Most Missed Memory: my sanity
Pepsi or Coke: Soda sucks
MacDonalds or Burger King: Fast food sucksBoth are disgusting. Have you SEEN 'fast food nation'? Plus I'm a vegetarian anyway.
Single or Group Dates: Single of course
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: who cares
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee sucks
Do you Smoke: Yup
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah
Do you Sing: Not very good
Do you Shower Daily: about once a week. :P
Have you Been in Love: many times
Do you want to go to College: Just finished school
Do you want to get Married: been there, done that
Do you belive in yourself: Yep
Do you get Motion Sickness: In the ocean yeah
Do you think you are Attractive: ill just say ive never been alone on a friday night
Are you a Health Freak: no but i do eat healthy
Do you get along with your Parents: Absolutely
Do you like Thunderstorms: Nope
Do you play an Instrument: if only i were so talented
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: of course
In the past month have you Smoked: of course
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yup.. flexoril, vicodin, codeine, robaxin, wellbutrin, naproxen.. ive got a god damn pharmacy over here
In the past month have you gone on a Date: My baby always takes me out
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: of course
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: never
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: hmmm have i?
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yup! forgot to bring my bathing suit
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: your heart
Ever been Drunk: im buzzed right now
Ever been called a Tease: nahh.. i put out
Ever been Beaten up: yeah.. guys are losers
Ever Shoplifted: candy as a kid
How do you want to Die: in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a philanthropist
What country would you most like to Visit: New Zealand
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: blonde
Short or Long Hair: i hate long hair on guys
Height: at least 5'11
Weight: 215
Best Clothing Style: dressy casual. flannels and rednecks suck
Number of Drugs I have taken: too many to remember
Number of CDs I own: don't you mean Gigabytes of mp3's?
Number of Piercings: 4
Number of Tattoos: I'm not really into tattoos. I have none.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1
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Television:

My TV is always set to HGTV. Home and Garden Television Network. Besides that, I don't really watch it. If I do it's a mix of: Star Trek the Next Generation, The Boondocks (where is the new season? hello!), Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Jimmy Neutron, Real Time with Bill Maher, DARIA and SCRUBS.

Books:

Does reading a magazine while getting a pedicure count? I mostly just read the news every day via the internet. I don't think all my computer books and Star Trek Technical Manuals count. I'm halfway through "God is not great" by Hitchens and I am America and So Can You by Stephen Colbert. It's funny.

Heroes:

Sacha Cohen for revealing so much ignorance even in this "modern" world through humor.

My Blog

What the Gay?

I love this quote--it captures my thoughts exactly regarding the gay marriage ban being overturned in California. Some say that if it were put to vote, the majority would still vote against gay marria...
Posted by *BIRDY* on Sat, 24 May 2008 02:55:00 PST

"sweetie"

Barrack Obama has been catching heat recently for referring to various people as "sweetie". Who gives a flying fuck? There is no demeaning or evil intention to it. I'm sick of being so politically cor...
Posted by *BIRDY* on Thu, 15 May 2008 04:53:00 PST

Youre no Einstein

Many years ago I recall having a very much heated argument with an ex friend regarding whether Einstein, one of the greatest minds of all time, was religious. I argued that Einstein was not while he s...
Posted by *BIRDY* on Tue, 13 May 2008 09:33:00 PST

I wouldnt want to mess with backwards Texas

Typically I'd say them Texas fools have got it all fucked up. But I have to say, I'm kind of feeling that whole 'right to bear arms" shit. I just got a new .40 and I've got to say that I've never slep...
Posted by *BIRDY* on Thu, 01 May 2008 02:17:00 PST

Yahoo!

I really feel Yahoo has seriously gone downhill much like media outlets on TV. Since Yahoo relies heavily on advertising revenue, the more clicks per page, the better for them. The articles and blog p...
Posted by *BIRDY* on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 12:53:00 PST

loser

you know how its weird that you dont feel bad about anything you did in the day until someone points out all of your faults? Thats how I feel today.
Posted by *BIRDY* on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 09:31:00 PST

Old School

Damn.. came across some Mobb Deep.... Brings back some old feelings. I used to listen to this like every day. How funny was I, though? Little white girl listening to Mobb Deep. Like a scene ...
Posted by *BIRDY* on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 09:25:00 PST

The Final Fuckin Four

Tarheels won tonight and we’re seeing them next week, baby!! At the Final four!! I’m so excited for Aaron... and me. I’ll probably get lucky. :P
Posted by *BIRDY* on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 03:04:00 PST

handicap

I’m done. I went dancing last night.. my back is KILLING. What the hell was I thinking. :P Damn vodka and cranberry.
Posted by *BIRDY* on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 01:02:00 PST

Hell froze over

Hell must’ve frozen over because I actually agree with Ann Coulter (controversial conservative political commentator) today: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ucac/20080312/cm_ucac/whoreablebehav ior;...
Posted by *BIRDY* on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:20:00 PST